[Feedback (and more puns!) requested] Arona Pun Torture

shovelry

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Arona Puns

Torture Arona with puns, because you can. If Arona is your dom, there is a chance she'll drag you upstairs to exact retribution for your crimes.

Comment with more puns to subject her to!
 
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Ace Hangman

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These are repurposed from various sources, not mine (Mostly leaving out Arona responses).:

"I heard about a traveling circus that caught fire at the old caravanserai."
"It was in-tents! (or 'intense', however you want to write it.)

"I've been hearing about the librarian in the Library of Tychris. She's an educated owl-girl."
"She keeps saying 'Whom?!" "Whom?!"

"The Tychris Glassblowers' Guild had to halt production recently when several workers accidently inhaled."
"They got stomach panes."

"We should practice sign language, for times when we need to communicate silently."
[silly|"Hmm," Arona thinks. "That would be pretty handy."
"Yeah, that's... umm... What I was thinking."|
"That sounds like a really good tactic," she says, nodding.
"It would be pretty... handy!"]

"On my journey here, I saw one of the most amazing scarecrows on a farm in Harvest Valley."
"I thought he was really outstanding in his field."

"I've been hearing rumors of a harpy spy in the area."
"They say she's always in... da skies."
 
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LeDoraggo

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Just tell her the oven joke from the garfield comics and watch her have a meltdown trying to comprehend it