Favorite Extrameet Profiles?

Paradox01

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I'm killing time on Extrameet until the next update is released and I saw this bio:

"If life is fair, why do roses have thorns? No fat chicks."

I almost died choking on my coffee.
 

Paradox01

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How about the Uvetan couple who are both using Extrameet to try to cheat on each other? They're even using the same photo for both their profiles, just cropped differently. Imagine how awkward it would be if one of them stumbled upon the other's profile...

"I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape
At a bar called The Freezer, where we'll plan our escape"
 

sumgai

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The crazy chick on Tarvos who wants to give Steele a religious conversion.
 

Emerald

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Grandpa butterfly trap boi. "I'm not eighteen, I'm a HUNDRED and eighteen" "Steele: Wait what???"

Folks regarding porn expect old aged people and DILFs/MILFs and GDilfs/Milfs to follow a particular body stereotype (Big breasts and many curves for Milfs for instance or age shown in the face for old folks) that the possibility of someone not following that standard usually doesn't cross the mind, especially in a world like TiTS where you have aliens who age differently from humans and body and age mods out the ass to keep you looking young. Tho to be fair, I don't blame him for lying about his age in this case due to those expectations regarding age appearances as well. xp

Here you have a fricking young Saeri trap who is girly as shit to the point of looking like a woman at first glance instead of a handsome manly hunk you assume with the DILF title, seems to get a kick out of trapping guys who eyefuck him unknowingly, he's over 100 in age, and has fucking kids AND grandchildren despite not looking like it.
That one-off character pulled off the "1000 year old but looks only X" trope off without a hitch and it made me LAUGH from it as well instead of cringing like... This bitch got a fucking granddaughter??? Coulda fooled me. What she gonna do about it? lmao
 
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