Existential crisis

[JimboJizzim]

Does the champion carry around glass jars with them, or do minotaurs walk around with bottles of their own cum and blood?

If minotaurs walk around with their own blood and semen in jars, how come we only get one cum jar?

If the champion has glass jars with them, how do they get them?

And if so, how do they store them when they're naked?


Please God someone help me!

 

[Ormael]

For most I will say Mareth magic. Well anyway will try explain as much I could without using excuse of magic.

I assume it's always monsters that carry those items with them so be it bottle of cum or vial of blood minotaurs caring it with them. Why? Well I not sure why they may have they own blood. I suppose it was called minotaur blood as Fen needed some name for minotaur TF item so it not end up like...ummm minotau peach/apple or other thing.

For bottle cum I think maybe this one is cuz they need to soemtimes vent out they lust so they got this excess cum with them. Then probably they would use it to additional addict beaten enemy (which things they actualy never done and addiction PC got is form taking they unbottled cum).

As for how PC can carry item while naked it reminds me thos jokes in movies when MC in movie was made full body check and still been naked managed to smuggle some small object. When asked where it hide it's usualy aswered: Not even ask. So for PC it may be THAT place (insdie the ass). It can take with enough practive quite huge objects in so why not use it to carry items?

 

[JimboJizzim]

Great, so anal capacity now replaces strong back.

 

[Zat]

Video game logic.

 

[JimboJizzim]

Video game logic.

At least get creative...

 

[Ormael]

For CoC more than...80-85% cases of things like you meantioned can't be only explained by: Supend of Belive or It's A Magic.

Some call this things Video game logic. WHat else will explain why monsters carry around usualy item that will PC transform in that enemy race or other items that would weird to have by them...like for naked enemy any item drop not to meantione gems dropping so often too. Or how some of body parts been able reach gargantuan sizes without any noticable side effects.

 

[JimboJizzim]

For CoC more than...80-85% cases of things like you meantioned can't be only explained by: Supend of Belive or It's A Magic.

Some call this things Video game logic. WHat else will explain why monsters carry around usualy item that will PC transform in that enemy race or other items that would weird to have by them...like for naked enemy any item drop not to meantione gems dropping so often too. Or how some of body parts been able reach gargantuan sizes without any noticable side effects.

Well of course, but there's no reason to avoid making some long-winded convoluted answer for the fun of it

 

[Jeremy]

check your Inventory, and in the Key Items listing, will be something along the lines of 'Backpack.'

Also, when you beat the snot out of creatures, I'm assuming they start to bleed, so you may get things like blood from that; just randomly taking things.

 

[Zat]

At least get creative...

What do you want me to say? That minotaurs are masochistic? That the champion carries around a backpack or some sort of carrying case in the nude?

 

[Ormael]

If PC bought Backpack already. Plus that is mod stuff so in vanilla game PC still would need other ways to stuff all this items. Unless it's like this pic shoing man that can attract items like magnet so here PC do the same for all metalic objects to carry them sticking to it body directly.

 

[JimboJizzim]

If PC bought Backpack already. Plus that is mod stuff so in vanilla game PC still would need other ways to stuff all this items. Unless it's like this pic shoing man that can attract items like magnet so here PC do the same for all metalic objects to carry them sticking to it body directly.

That just gave a me hilarious thought.

Goo PCs literally just stick shit into themselves and try to remember not to eat the objects by accident.

I'm still a big fan of using large anal capacity as a perk that overrides strong back

 

[Ormael]

I'm still a big fan of using large anal capacity as a perk that overrides strong back

It can always been used by modded for silly mode when PC make remark how to carry around items when naked then realizng all this stuff can be stuffed in it own ass (and then realize anal capacity magicaly increased...by a lot lol).

 

[Sirplz]

i always thought my guy was sporting a sick man purse

 

[Kitsune Lord Momiji]

Considering you have an inventory to store a number of things, I would assume you have a carrying bag with you at all times.

Doesn't defeat text note something about enemies stealing gems from your purse?

 

[Sirplz]

Considering you have an inventory to store a number of things, I would assume you have a carrying bag with you at all times.

Doesn't defeat text note something about enemies stealing gems from your purse?

SEE! I knew the man purse was a thing! a valuable masculine assessory for any adventurer.

 

[Lancer]

SEE! I knew the man purse was a thing! a valuable masculine assessory for any adventurer.

Seeing as CoC's setting is vaguely medieval in style and technology, it's more likely that the purse referred to in CoC is a type of bag that has almost nothing in common with modern purses, besides both being a bag of course.

 

[Sacredferro]

Thing is the use of the word "purse" in this context could be just a loose substitute of what you have in your possession. Might even be simply a generalization of gems being taken from your purse/pocket/pack/bag/satchel/whatever other kind of container you have with you at the time. Much like what Lancer said, it might not be the same thing as the kind of purses you or I see in today's world.

That said, in Revamp you can purchase backpacks to extend the number of stacks of items you can have on you. Granted I've starting playing CoC before Revamp ever came about, and certainly before backpacks were added, but I have always mentally associated that particular phrase to be unspecific in that regard. For instance, most of my characters wouldn't be carrying purses, but some might carry a backpack or satchel of some sort. Some might have pouches tied to their armor and/or belts.