BadgerKid, innocently: "Hey [insert parental designation here], I'm happy in the nursery and all, but I was wondering-
EggButtKid: "No, don't!"
ZilKid: "SHut them up! They're not ready!
BadgerKid: "-who's my other parent? What are they like?"
Capt.Steele, before any of their other kids can do anything: " Well, you see, when we first met, your mom attacked me and nearly lobotomized me to cater to her brainless sextoy fetish. So I turned tables on her and turned her in to the cops. Since she was hot and wicked smart, though, I decided it might be interesting to make use of the prison's breeding program and have children with her. That's where you come in. You're basically an eugenistic experiment. That's also the reason there are so many surveillance drones in the Nursery - we wouldn't want someone so smart to inherit their parent's hobbies or turn into a criminal mastermind, now, would we? Haha just kidding. Gotta go now. Love you kiddo. Be nice to the drones."
BadgerKid: "..."
EggButtKid: "..."
ZilKid: "..."
Surveillance drones: "..."
EggButtKid: "Man, that's fucked up."
BadgerKid: "...I regret everything."