The no spoilers thing isn’t technically for me, it’s mostly so those who are just as confused as I am can read this if they don’t want any story details or otherwise.
(I always skim the wiki to just to make sure I am getting the best ending possible in quests while trying to read the least amount of spoilers possible. On that note, there really needs to be a barebones what to do guide for those who don’t really want spoilers but want to know what to do to succeed.)
ANYWAY
So!
I do not want my character to have a dong.
At all.
But my character is required to have one for the very much optional and skippable thing. (Hint: FireFox)
Therefore, being a person who always tries to do the right (Or funny) thing in video games (With a few extra save files to go back to if I am like “Sorry, uhhh, I feel like shit for doing that, so let’s go back“)
I decided I would just poof a dong on my character, do thing, then get rid of it right after.
The problem is that I am super confused on how the potions work.
I know that I need the Blue Egg Potion to generate a Dong, I know I need a Pink Egg Potion to get rid of the Dong, but the details on what I need as a reagent are a bit inconsistent on the wiki (with the FAQ saying something different than the page about the eggs and the egg potions) and I am very confused over the very much not detailed descriptions of what these potions do.
(Plus, the formatting is a bit of a mess, and what is put in bold is inconsistent in places, if I’m wrong about this I’m sorry, but the lack of descriptive information is still a problem. It doesn’t need to be super detailed, but there needs to be a clear, obvious way to tell that, if a potion has two different effects, what triggers each effect, and which effect is being talked about, aka bullet points and a brief summary that doesn’t include math symbols. [I can barely multiply by seven, and unless the math symbol is - + x or divide, I can’t really tell what is being told to me, it’s pathetic, I know. On the bright side, science and history are my best subjects, I would probably be working in those fields if I was able to actually remember the names of things.])
OKAY I NEED TO GET TO THE POINT.
Here is my point.
I need someone to clearly state what I need to do in order to
1. Get a Dong on my character
2. Get rid of the Dong (Do I need to drink multiple potions? Do I need to drink a different type of Pink potion to get rid of the balls? Does the Blue Potion even give balls?)
3. Tell me if the Gold Potion works both ways (Does it also switch a Vagina for a Dong, or does it only work for switching a Dong for a Vagina?)
And before anyone asks or decides to make a comment, yes, I do have a mental disability(high functioning, but it’s still there), so please keep any jokes related to the subject out of this thread. Thank you.
(Sorry if I sound a bit blunt or rude, I don’t mean offense.)
(I always skim the wiki to just to make sure I am getting the best ending possible in quests while trying to read the least amount of spoilers possible. On that note, there really needs to be a barebones what to do guide for those who don’t really want spoilers but want to know what to do to succeed.)
ANYWAY
So!
I do not want my character to have a dong.
At all.
But my character is required to have one for the very much optional and skippable thing. (Hint: FireFox)
Therefore, being a person who always tries to do the right (Or funny) thing in video games (With a few extra save files to go back to if I am like “Sorry, uhhh, I feel like shit for doing that, so let’s go back“)
I decided I would just poof a dong on my character, do thing, then get rid of it right after.
The problem is that I am super confused on how the potions work.
I know that I need the Blue Egg Potion to generate a Dong, I know I need a Pink Egg Potion to get rid of the Dong, but the details on what I need as a reagent are a bit inconsistent on the wiki (with the FAQ saying something different than the page about the eggs and the egg potions) and I am very confused over the very much not detailed descriptions of what these potions do.
(Plus, the formatting is a bit of a mess, and what is put in bold is inconsistent in places, if I’m wrong about this I’m sorry, but the lack of descriptive information is still a problem. It doesn’t need to be super detailed, but there needs to be a clear, obvious way to tell that, if a potion has two different effects, what triggers each effect, and which effect is being talked about, aka bullet points and a brief summary that doesn’t include math symbols. [I can barely multiply by seven, and unless the math symbol is - + x or divide, I can’t really tell what is being told to me, it’s pathetic, I know. On the bright side, science and history are my best subjects, I would probably be working in those fields if I was able to actually remember the names of things.])
OKAY I NEED TO GET TO THE POINT.
Here is my point.
I need someone to clearly state what I need to do in order to
1. Get a Dong on my character
2. Get rid of the Dong (Do I need to drink multiple potions? Do I need to drink a different type of Pink potion to get rid of the balls? Does the Blue Potion even give balls?)
3. Tell me if the Gold Potion works both ways (Does it also switch a Vagina for a Dong, or does it only work for switching a Dong for a Vagina?)
And before anyone asks or decides to make a comment, yes, I do have a mental disability(high functioning, but it’s still there), so please keep any jokes related to the subject out of this thread. Thank you.
(Sorry if I sound a bit blunt or rude, I don’t mean offense.)