["COMPLETE"] Horne Improvement

[Lord Lodestar]

So, I decided to write a small little horn maintenance TF. I'm kinda torn on where to place the horn length limit (personally, I like 20") and the number of points to squeeze out of some antlers. Lemme know what you guys think, as I'm open to any possible tweaks you guys might have in mind.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/...cw9fdu4Cb5LBKK-30SB3Yw4/edit?usp=docslist_api

 

[Couch]

Reading the title, I thought this was going to be a Tim Allen porn parody and was immensely disappointed.

Looks fine otherwise.

 

[HugsAlright]

Obligatory Huuuuuueeeeghhh?

But hell yeah, fine-tuning TFs are always good.

 

[Lord Lodestar]

I apologize for getting anyone's hopes up for a TiTS version of Tim "The Toolman" Taylor.

 

[BlackPick7]

Would there be a way to have this TF have demon horns grow longer without adding more than one row of two horns.

 

[Lord Lodestar]

Would there be a way to have this TF have demon horns grow longer without adding more than one row of two horns.

I mean, I'm not sure I'm the guy to ask, but it sure would be nice if that were possible.

On another note, who should carry this? It seems like a good fit for Ellie's shop or something, but maybe it'd also fit in at Lessau's?

 

[shadefalcon]

I gave the doc a read. It´s short, but great. Good work Lodestar

But hell yeah, fine-tuning TFs are always good.

What he said

On another note, who should carry this? It seems like a good fit for Ellie's shop or something, but maybe it'd also fit in at Lessau's?

Ellie or Busky at New Texas sounds good. That fits with the description of it.

Would there be a way to have this TF have demon horns grow longer without adding more than one row of two horns.

I imagine that by "horns" growing larger, any horn type can increase in size.

I mean, I'm not sure I'm the guy to ask, but it sure would be nice if that were possible.

I guess if you added a little note in your doc for the coders to see that any horn type will be increased, that would be sufficient. (I kinda want big dragon horns too if they get implemented)

Btw. Is ram horns a thing in game? If so adding a curving blurb might be good.

 

[Lord Lodestar]

Couldn't hurt to put it in a good word for single pair demon horn growth. Not sure if goat horns are in beyond save editing, but I'll see about throwing in a blurb for horn curvature. Pretty sure that'd be good even for just the bovine horns.

 

[Lancer]

Btw. Is ram horns a thing in game? If so adding a curving blurb might be good.

The only way to get ram horns is through the Treatment, there is a chance in the male and amazon versions.

 

[Zavos]

Give it to Busky's shop. Horns are more of a bull thing than a cow thing.

One thing i'd like to see is a low intelligence scene where the PC misunderstands which horn it is supposed to go on and ends up with a shiny dick. This would sorta put Horne Improvement into the "buyer beware" category products like the treatment occupy, but would still be pretty funny.

 

[Dark Ether]

Reading the title, I thought this was going to be a Tim Allen porn parody and was immensely disappointed.

Looks fine otherwise.

Ditto. I was certain there was going to be a Tool Man in the works. Definite possibilities there.

 

[Lord Lodestar]

Give it to Busky's shop. Horns are more of a bull thing than a cow thing.

One thing i'd like to see is a low intelligence scene where the PC misunderstands which horn it is supposed to go on and ends up with a shiny dick. This would sorta put Horne Improvement into the "buyer beware" category products like the treatment occupy, but would still be pretty funny.

Yeah, I'm pretty much sold on having the homeboy Busky carry it.

Pfft. Shiny dick perk/flag GO!

 

[Nik_van_Rijn]

One thing i'd like to see is a scene where the {stylish/cool enough} PC {sees clearly} which horn it is supposed to go on and ends up with a shiny dick.

There, corrected it for you. I can't have my dick shiny AND chrome yet, so I'd like to at least make it shiny.

 

[Xeivous]

A horn shrinking tf would also be nice.

And would probably be a thing for cows who think their horns are too big to be cute.

 

[Lord Lodestar]

A horn shrinking tf would also be nice.

And would probably be a thing for cows who think their horns are too big to be cute.

"Rack Reducer"?
I dunno, maybe I can just whip up something quick.

 

[Zavos]

There, corrected it for you. I can't have my dick shiny AND chrome yet, so I'd like to at least make it shiny.

I think you can have a chrome dick, it just has to be made of galo goo.

 

[Lord Lodestar]

There's probably a market for dick coloring TFs, honestly.

 

[General Drayfox]

Please keep on going with this. I need the prettiest horns in the land!!

 

[Lord Lodestar]

Please keep on going with this. I need the prettiest horns in the land!!

I mean, I figure Horne Improvement itself is pretty fine as it is now. Whenever I spit out a quick horn shortening TF, I'll probably just toss it in this thread for the sake of saving space.
Though, now I might have to write up a fun lil' dick color changing TF. Maybe go whole hog and have regular color, metallic and glowing variations.

 

[General Drayfox]

I mean, I figure Horne Improvement itself is pretty fine as it is now. Whenever I spit out a quick horn shortening TF, I'll probably just toss it in this thread for the sake of saving space.
Though, now I might have to write up a fun lil' dick color changing TF. Maybe go whole hog and have regular color, metallic and glowing variations.

Any unique things for the demonic horns, or is it just the lengthening and polishing for them?

 

[Lord Lodestar]

Any unique things for the demonic horns, or is it just the lengthening and polishing for them?

Pretty much, yeah. Not sure what else they could get, if I'm being honest. That said , I should probably add a note to allow the first set of horns to grow without having to grow more horns.

 

[General Drayfox]

I should probably add a note to allow the first set of horns to grow without having to grow more horns.

Ayy that's all that's possible really, keep up the good work! or my personal gestapo will destroy you