I, for one, would be all aboard with the suggested anatomy tweaks.
http://www.tor.com/2017/04/03/so-how-does-a-centaur-eat-anyway/
http://www.tor.com/2017/04/03/so-how-does-a-centaur-eat-anyway/
Centaur physiology
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Oh God, if we went the anatomical realism route with this game...
This is an easy compromise though, just give them extra large lungs that run down to where the human stomach is, Quiet-skin below the fur (Yes, that Quiet), and an omnivorous intestinal tract that runs to the modified horse stomach.
Yes, I slept through Biology class. Why do you ask?
This is an easy compromise though, just give them extra large lungs that run down to where the human stomach is, Quiet-skin below the fur (Yes, that Quiet), and an omnivorous intestinal tract that runs to the modified horse stomach.
Yes, I slept through Biology class. Why do you ask?
If it's a fantasy setting, centaurs work because magic. If it's a sci-fi setting, they work because of space magic.
If anything Commander Shepard would probably try to woo a space centaur too.
People in the future don't poop, ya dummy. They have teleportation so as to allow spontaneous anal.
What about urinating (pee-pee, teehee)? And do they have bile receptacles, or do people just vomit everywhere? Toilets, I'll have you know, are the #1 place to store all stomach-spunk.
If you're into vomit, scat, pee, that ain't none of my business. Feature, not a bug, and all that.
Can you imagine a horse trying to sit on a human toilet? Even if it a bigger one, it won't end well, horses just aren't able to use something like that.Centaur toilets are probably jsut larger version of human ones since they're bigger
From what I've seen of horses pissing, of which I saw a lot while on a horse caravan (several decided to piss in unison in fact), their dicks just aim straight down while pissing. Since their poop also falls straight down, I'd say a horse toilet is just a bowl on the ground with enough room for the centaur to walk over to position themselves (since that's more comfortable than them backing up like a truck). Probably has one of those auto-flush systems that knows when you're done.
Weird topic but whatevs.
At what point is any of this ACTUALLY going to be relevant to ANYTHING in this game? Spess Magick is your answer and always well be. We will NEVER be able to be involved with the experience of pooping or peeing in the first person in this game. Hell not even in the second or third person "on stage". As far as organs and whatever go . . . THIS IS A SMUT GAME OF FURRY JOY. Let it be what it is, not a platform for your OCD . . . ahem CDO.
Even spehs magik in a smut game that doesn't use toiletplay as a sexual kink needs some technobabbling to keep suspension of disbelief. Especially one that heavily relies on story. So if that requires mentions of squat toilets for non-bipedal characters, so be it.
Nope, spess teleporters put all said stuff on the heads of people who refuse to believe in spess magick
