Can't evict Mitzi?

Dominion

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I wasn't sure whether to post this in bug reports or not, but this seems like a huge oversight. No matter where I look or prod, I can't seem to kick Mitzi off once I accept her on the ship.
 

Ghost58

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I think it's on purpose since the game warns you that it'll be hard to get rid of her once you tell her who you are.
 

Xeivous

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Well now I just had the idea of a bimbo yandere.

That's a fun image to be sure.
 

Ghost58

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Well then, that's extremely annoying. What makes her so special?

"You have a hunch that if you give her your name, you’re going to have a hard time getting rid of her. You could probably just lie to her, and never have to deal with her again."

It says so right there when you meet her. Same with Galomax being pretty much irreversible.
 

Dominion

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"You have a hunch that if you give her your name, you’re going to have a hard time getting rid of her. You could probably just lie to her, and never have to deal with her again."

It says so right there when you meet her. Same with Galomax being pretty much irreversible.

Guess I should've paid more attention. With Galomax it makes more sense for it to be an irreversible condition, considering it probably changed you on a deep genetic level that can't just be undone. Though for Mitzi not having the option of just dumping her round green ass on any planet is kind of just silly. We get the option to be wide-angle dickheads basically anywhere else. So that's why I asked what made her so special. Did the author just think it'd be a cool thing to just make her stuck on like that? It's especially aggravating due to space on your tiny ass ship being a premium. She doesn't even do anything unique that's non-sex related.
 

Ghost58

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At present space is a non issue. You can have like 10 people and 2 robo centaurs in a ship with 3 bunks without an issue. It might be a thing down the line but presently isn't bad.

I don't know what makes her special to be honest. I quite like Mitzi but thats only because I don't have a Gabilani MILF to breed with, (basically I want the Goblin Tamani from COC), If she annoys you there's always the option to just ignore her. Unless you're sleeping with her I don't think there's any interactions. No harm in letting her sleep on the ship especially since she clearly can't take care of herself.
 

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Honestly, I kind of feel bad for not bringing Mitzi onboard when she's so visibly mentally handicapped, but also having her around feels skeevy as hell and really kills my boner. Of those options, having her out of sight and out of mind is better, but she's definitely my least favorite character in recent memory just because regardless of what you do, you can't avoid at least one interaction that I find deeply unpleasant.
 

Ghost58

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Honestly, I kind of feel bad for not bringing Mitzi onboard when she's so visibly mentally handicapped, but also having her around feels skeevy as hell and really kills my boner. Of those options, having her out of sight and out of mind is better, but she's definitely my least favorite character in recent memory just because regardless of what you do, you can't avoid at least one interaction that I find deeply unpleasant.

I understand the feeling. For me I always take her along because lets face it. As skeevy as it feels its the lesser of two evils. Leaving her on Tavros puts her at the mercy of all manner of people who's motivations are less than stellar, at least with Steele she's cared for. Also you never know, perhaps we'll get a Bimbo Sophie situation and there'll eventually be a way to reverse the damage the dumbfuck did.
 

Xeivous

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I mean even if we don't get anything ingame for her, one can always headcanon getting her help after Steele reclaims their fortune.
 

Ghost58

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I mean even if we don't get anything ingame for her, one can always headcanon getting her help after Steele reclaims their fortune.

I'd probably just give her a job of sorts. Maybe put her in the nursery with Bridget so she can be a nice mummy to all the little Steeles.
 
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Xeivous

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I'd probably just give her a job of sorts. Maybe put her in the nursery with Bridget so she can be a nice mummy to all the little Steeles.
That sounds like a terrible idea that someone who isn't so rich and powerful that the only things they fear are only the bigger megacorps and the UGC on the rare occasion that they're not figuratively and literally in bed with whatever figurative and literal corporate whore is in the space white house would go for.
 

Ghost58

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That sounds like a terrible idea that someone who isn't so rich and powerful that the only things they fear are only the bigger megacorps and the UGC on the rare occasion that they're not figuratively and literally in bed with whatever figurative and literal corporate whore is in the space white house would go for.

I'm not saying make her the SOLE carer of all the children. But giving her something to look after in a non sexual way would be good for her. Plus Bridget will be there so whats the worst that can happen.
 

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Honestly, I kind of feel bad for not bringing Mitzi onboard when she's so visibly mentally handicapped, but also having her around feels skeevy as hell and really kills my boner. Of those options, having her out of sight and out of mind is better, but she's definitely my least favorite character in recent memory just because regardless of what you do, you can't avoid at least one interaction that I find deeply unpleasant.

I did suggest that making Mitzi visibly and literally retarded maaaaaaaybe wasn't sensible to Fen when he was writing her. His awful boner wrote her, though.
 

Ghost58

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I did suggest that making Mitzi visibly and literally retarded maaaaaaaybe wasn't sensible to Fen when he was writing her. His awful boner wrote her, though.

Yeah she does seem a lot more metally.......vacant than the other Bimbos. Still, she has potential to be very endearing and cute if she's given something to boost her brain power.
 

SoAndSo

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Out of sight out of mind, so I just ignore every single possible mention of her whatsoever.

Except this one time.

fug

shiet

AGH
 

Evil

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Mitzi?

Who is Mitzi?

I have no idea who that little goblin bimbo is....

<_<, >_>, <_<.

In all seriousness though, like any content I'm not keen on, I just ignore it.
 

null_blank

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Why is everyone hating on a crew member that gives you free stuff in exchange for cum bubbles?
 

Violent_Peace

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You know it's cases like Mitzi that I wish we could do something with that IQbegone to make her smarter or give her back the intelligence she had but keep her bimbo bod.

I won't say I hate Mitzi but I feel sorry for her and feel I should take her on board just so she's not on a self destructive path like she was before we met. Sure I could make her tits the size of the ship with enough gush but won't break more of her mind and body any further. And yeah this is me looking too deep into a games char.
 
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Ghost58

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You know it's cases like Mitzi that I wish we could do something with that IQbegone to make her smarter or give her back the intelligence she had but keep her bimbo bod.

I won't say I hate Mitzi but I feel sorry for her and feel I should take her on board just so she's not on a self destructive path like she was before we met. Sure I could make her tits the size of the ship with enough gush but won't break more of her mind and body any further. And yeah this is me looking too deep into a games char.

Exactly. Would be nice to restore her mind and have a Gabilini scientist who shares your bed becuase she actually wants to instead of doing it because she's a broken bimbo who can't think of anything else. At least Kaska gets some form of punishment for what she did to Mitzi.
 
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Violent_Peace

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Exactly. Would be nice to restore her mind and have a Gabilini scientist who shares your bed becuase she actually wants to instead of doing it because she's a broken bimbo who can't think of anything else. At least Kaska gets some form of punishment for what she did to Mitzi.

Plus it would be cool to have another nerd to fight with Shekka and Anno. Dem nerd fights be funny.
 

Ghost58

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Don't get me wrong I do like having a Goblin crew member and as far as characters go Mitzi is pretty good. Just feels like I'm an accessory to what happened to her since instead of helping or even attempting to help its just "Yep, you're my personal slut now."

Feels like she has very little agency and choice in the matter.