Booze-y Boobs

[ProperGit]

Thought I'd have a bash at this writing thing and what better place to start than with stupid puns and liquor leaking tits? I haven't got much written down other than the goofy name, Titquila! Or maybe Long Island Iced Teats. It doesn't seem like anyone's suggested/written so I thought I'd give a it whirl before someone beats me to the punch. Feel free to suggest what kind of hooch I should add. Or more puns, puns are always welcome.

Edit: Here's my attempt to fit the word "tit-wrangling" and as many cocktails as I could into a scene.

 

[Woider]

You know, with cocktails being poured from any bodily orifice, I kinda feel they should come from an ACTUAL phallic tail.

 

[ProperGit]

Having a prehensile White Russian dispenser would certainly give Kally a run for her money.

 

[NotYouNorI]

Thought I'd have a bash at this writing thing and what better place to start than with stupid puns and liquor leaking tits? I haven't got much written down other than the goofy name, Titquila! Or maybe Long Island Iced Teats. It doesn't seem like anyone's suggested/written so I thought I'd give a it whirl before someone beats me to the punch. Feel free to suggest what kind of hooch I should add. Or more puns, puns are always welcome.

I think, Fenoxo at some point said that alcoholic bodily fluids are reserved to NPCs as giving that ability to Steele would require going back to every scene where Sleele gets head and/or breastfeeds someone and adjusting every single one to mentione the NPC getting tipsy and adjust scenes involving that NPC accordingly.

 

[ProperGit]

I think, Fenoxo at some point said that alcoholic bodily fluids are reserved to NPCs as giving that ability to Steele would require going back to every scene where Sleele gets head and/or breastfeeds someone and adjusting every single one to mentione the NPC getting tipsy and adjust scenes involving that NPC accordingly.

Aw crap, I had a feeling that was going to be a thing. I guess it's back to the drawing board to find something else to write.

 

[Woider]

Having a prehensile White Russian dispenser would certainly give Kally a run for her money.

The Dude approves!

 

[ProperGit]

I was thinking I could get away with using science, space magic and nanomachines son to get away with saying the liquor tits only affect those already with alcohol in their system as a way of allowing cutesy cuddling breatfeeding scenes without cute pure waifus becoming invincible bar brawling drunkards halfway through sucking down a titful of champagne. I think it also allows for more interaction with boozey characters like Kally & Sylvie without also leaving Mhen'ga filled with Naleen trying to reenact scenes from Jackass with their newfound Dutch courage. But maybe it sounds forced or a bit convoluted, what do you guys think?

 

[Kesil]

And here I was thinking CoC's Niamh came from a very ridiculous idea...

 

[ProperGit]

And here I was thinking CoC's Niamh came from a very ridiculous idea...

It's not that far-fetched when you look at other TFs, I don't see characters with honey-cum collecting nectar with their peckers.

 

[Cocacin]

Personally I'd enjoy some booze from a gushing pussy, but any lactation idea is okay too.

 

[Ormael]

We got already booze form cock (of one npc) so booze from (one of npc's) pussy will not be much out line.