Absurd Named NPC Pregnancy Time

mart100

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The Wiki says it takes ~250 in game days. Is there any way to speed them up, or do I have to wait for the heat death of the universe to see my kid pop out of Sera or Beegirl?
 

Dreadful123

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2 simple steps:

1. Get rid of any objections you have to save editing.
2. Get titsed and bump up all three pregnancy related multipliers up to 10 or something, and soon you, every slut you bang, and every guy that bangs you will become hyper fertile/virile and babies will be flying out.

I discovered this when I fucked around with the values and managed to get Briha to give birth in 7 days instead of 90, and when I managed to get pregnant from a Sydian only to have it come out in a month instead of 9. Achievements in stupidity!
 

Zavos

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Step 1) Complete Lane's quest nice ending
for the rest of the game, you will get 200 credits per day.
Step 2) maternity wait at nursery
Step 3) Recieve 50,000 credits
 

sumgai

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Hope that motherhusks will be usable by NPCs.
 

sumgai

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I wouldn't mind a bad end if you hit day 365000 that basically says you die of old age.
 

critlocked

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Considering this is supposed to be a sort of "race" with your sibling it seems like a really really bad idea to make anything take even remotely this long to actually happen. I remember the last pregnancy I did took for freakin' ages and I ended up just waiting time for like 100+ days in the nursery or something. REALLY COMPELLING GAMEPLAY, not. I don't wanna go around pregnant getting in firefights and shizz and I don't wanna wait the better part of a year for some NPC to have my kid, too. So far the game seems to just follow the same really silly time progression that every other game does - "real" time only progresses if you decide to do the special quest. Otherwise the day number, calendar, etc, are all totally irrelevant and there just to look pretty.
 

Karretch

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Incubator perk, motherhusks/breeders bliss/laquine ears, hey presto 1100% pregnancy speed. those nine months are whittled down to a few weeks or less. Someone else did/do the math.
 

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Considering this is supposed to be a sort of "race" with your sibling it seems like a really really bad idea to make anything take even remotely this long to actually happen. I remember the last pregnancy I did took for freakin' ages and I ended up just waiting time for like 100+ days in the nursery or something. REALLY COMPELLING GAMEPLAY, not. I don't wanna go around pregnant getting in firefights and shizz and I don't wanna wait the better part of a year for some NPC to have my kid, too.
Then don't get pregnant or others pregnant.
 

Nonesuch

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"Don't interact with the bad design" is kind of a shitty response, dude.

I hate continuously bringing this up, but the bad design here is the human reproductive system. The game provides ways of getting around it - it may make the (currently unfinishable and therefore moot) race aspect of the story ridiculous, but then so is getting pregnant if you're really investing yourself in beating your cousin.
 

Klaptrap

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I hate continuously bringing this up, but the bad design here is the human reproductive system. The game provides ways of getting around it - it may make the (currently unfinishable and therefore moot) race aspect of the story ridiculous, but then so is getting pregnant if you're really investing yourself in beating your cousin.

That's not really an excuse. There is no good reason why TiTS gets the full 9 months because of ~realism~ and CoC gets a much more manageable 2 weeks. Maybe if the game was structured better 9 months wouldn't feel like such a stupidly large number relative to everything else, it would probably be better received.

Also yes the race is ridiculous and completely pointless. Never before doing anything have I thought "What will this mean for getting the next pod?".
 
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Magic Ted

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CoC also takes place in a different, magical dimension where time and space have lost its meaning completely.

TiTs takes place in space, wherein the space-time continuum is, of course, a measurable thing if only to observe when it breaks.
 
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Xeivous

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TiTS does have space magic and tech advanced enough that it might as well be magic.
 

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From a story point of view, having the pregnancy down to a negligible amount of time is kinda horrifying. You're reducing someone to become nothing more than a baby producing machine. Which I'm pretty sure is a bad end in some instances.

From a mechanical point of view, and I say this after a decade since the last time I did coding so I have no idea of how its changed since then, but I would that anything that lowers or reduces the integers to a decimal point carries the risk of something getting borked in the code. Therefore, its better to err on the side of caution and why the maximum boost to Steele's pregnancy is just 1100%...
 

null_blank

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I'M GOING TO SHOOT OUT KIDS LIKE BULLETS AND NO ONE IS GOING TO STOP ME

Female Organs
* Total Count: 3 Vaginas, 3 Clits
* Clitoris, Length: 0.75 in, each
* Clitoris, Weight: 0.028 lbs, total
* Vagina, Virginity: Taken
* Girlcum, Type: Gabilani Girl Cum
* Girlcum, Probable Ejaculation: 115370 mLs
* Fertility: 1200 %
* Fertility, Speed Modifier: 1200 %
* Fertility, Quantity Bonus: 1

Reproduction Statistics
Offspring
* Total: 1234
* Total @ Daycare: 449
* Births, Bothrioc Eggs, Fertile: 101
* Births, Bothrioc Eggs, Infertile: 649
* Births, Cockvines: 60
* Births, Cockvines, Captured: 3
* Births, Korgonne Young: 2
* Births, Lapinara Eggs: 10
* Births, Milodan Young: 72
* Births, Nyrean Eggs, Huntress: 38
* Births, Nyrean Eggs, Renvra: 12
* Births, Nyrean Eggs, Royal: 59
* Births, Nyrean Eggs, Total: 109
* Births, Psychic Tentacle Beasts, Total: 14
* Births, Psychic Tentacle Beasts @ Daycare: 14
* Births, Rahn Eggs, Total: 160
* Births, Rahn Eggs @ TamaniCorp: 160
* Births, Renvra’s Children: 38
* Births, Riya’s Children: 15
* Births, Sera’s Children: 44
* Births, Sydian Young: 24
* Births, Venus Pitcher Seeds, Total: 20
* Births, Venus Pitcher Seeds, Planted: 20
* Births, Water Queen Young: 17
Produce
* Total: 225
* Births, Ovalasting Eggs, Total: 1869
* Births, TamaniCorp Egg Trainer Eggs, Total: 225
 
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sumgai

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I'M GOING TO SHOOT OUT KIDS LIKE BULLETS AND NO ONE IS GOING TO STOP ME

Female Organs
* Total Count: 3 Vaginas, 3 Clits
* Clitoris, Length: 0.75 in, each
* Clitoris, Weight: 0.028 lbs, total
* Vagina, Virginity: Taken
* Girlcum, Type: Gabilani Girl Cum
* Girlcum, Probable Ejaculation: 115370 mLs
* Fertility: 1200 %
* Fertility, Speed Modifier: 1200 %
* Fertility, Quantity Bonus: 1

Reproduction Statistics
Offspring
* Total: 1234
* Total @ Daycare: 449
* Births, Bothrioc Eggs, Fertile: 101
* Births, Bothrioc Eggs, Infertile: 649
* Births, Cockvines: 60
* Births, Cockvines, Captured: 3
* Births, Korgonne Young: 2
* Births, Lapinara Eggs: 10
* Births, Milodan Young: 72
* Births, Nyrean Eggs, Huntress: 38
* Births, Nyrean Eggs, Renvra: 12
* Births, Nyrean Eggs, Royal: 59
* Births, Nyrean Eggs, Total: 109
* Births, Psychic Tentacle Beasts, Total: 14
* Births, Psychic Tentacle Beasts @ Daycare: 14
* Births, Rahn Eggs, Total: 160
* Births, Rahn Eggs @ TamaniCorp: 160
* Births, Renvra’s Children: 38
* Births, Riya’s Children: 15
* Births, Sera’s Children: 44
* Births, Sydian Young: 24
* Births, Venus Pitcher Seeds, Total: 20
* Births, Venus Pitcher Seeds, Planted: 20
* Births, Water Queen Young: 17
Produce
* Total: 225
* Births, Ovalasting Eggs, Total: 1869
* Births, TamaniCorp Egg Trainer Eggs, Total: 225

This song is for you, holy shit.
 
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EmperorG

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I'M GOING TO SHOOT OUT KIDS LIKE BULLETS AND NO ONE IS GOING TO STOP ME

Female Organs
* Total Count: 3 Vaginas, 3 Clits
* Clitoris, Length: 0.75 in, each
* Clitoris, Weight: 0.028 lbs, total
* Vagina, Virginity: Taken
* Girlcum, Type: Gabilani Girl Cum
* Girlcum, Probable Ejaculation: 115370 mLs
* Fertility: 1200 %
* Fertility, Speed Modifier: 1200 %
* Fertility, Quantity Bonus: 1

Reproduction Statistics
Offspring
* Total: 1234
* Total @ Daycare: 449
* Births, Bothrioc Eggs, Fertile: 101
* Births, Bothrioc Eggs, Infertile: 649
* Births, Cockvines: 60
* Births, Cockvines, Captured: 3
* Births, Korgonne Young: 2
* Births, Lapinara Eggs: 10
* Births, Milodan Young: 72
* Births, Nyrean Eggs, Huntress: 38
* Births, Nyrean Eggs, Renvra: 12
* Births, Nyrean Eggs, Royal: 59
* Births, Nyrean Eggs, Total: 109
* Births, Psychic Tentacle Beasts, Total: 14
* Births, Psychic Tentacle Beasts @ Daycare: 14
* Births, Rahn Eggs, Total: 160
* Births, Rahn Eggs @ TamaniCorp: 160
* Births, Renvra’s Children: 38
* Births, Riya’s Children: 15
* Births, Sera’s Children: 44
* Births, Sydian Young: 24
* Births, Venus Pitcher Seeds, Total: 20
* Births, Venus Pitcher Seeds, Planted: 20
* Births, Water Queen Young: 17
Produce
* Total: 225
* Births, Ovalasting Eggs, Total: 1869
* Births, TamaniCorp Egg Trainer Eggs, Total: 225

The most horrifying thing is that your fertility quantity bonus is only 1, if you could raise that number I shudder to think of the sheer quantity of babies you could mass produce. You'd be able to forge an entire colonies worth of children in a years time at the minimum.
 
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Chiyose

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I'M GOING TO SHOOT OUT KIDS LIKE BULLETS AND NO ONE IS GOING TO STOP ME

Female Organs
* Total Count: 3 Vaginas, 3 Clits
* Clitoris, Length: 0.75 in, each
* Clitoris, Weight: 0.028 lbs, total
* Vagina, Virginity: Taken
* Girlcum, Type: Gabilani Girl Cum
* Girlcum, Probable Ejaculation: 115370 mLs
* Fertility: 1200 %
* Fertility, Speed Modifier: 1200 %
* Fertility, Quantity Bonus: 1

Reproduction Statistics
Offspring
* Total: 1234
* Total @ Daycare: 449
* Births, Bothrioc Eggs, Fertile: 101
* Births, Bothrioc Eggs, Infertile: 649
* Births, Cockvines: 60
* Births, Cockvines, Captured: 3
* Births, Korgonne Young: 2
* Births, Lapinara Eggs: 10
* Births, Milodan Young: 72
* Births, Nyrean Eggs, Huntress: 38
* Births, Nyrean Eggs, Renvra: 12
* Births, Nyrean Eggs, Royal: 59
* Births, Nyrean Eggs, Total: 109
* Births, Psychic Tentacle Beasts, Total: 14
* Births, Psychic Tentacle Beasts @ Daycare: 14
* Births, Rahn Eggs, Total: 160
* Births, Rahn Eggs @ TamaniCorp: 160
* Births, Renvra’s Children: 38
* Births, Riya’s Children: 15
* Births, Sera’s Children: 44
* Births, Sydian Young: 24
* Births, Venus Pitcher Seeds, Total: 20
* Births, Venus Pitcher Seeds, Planted: 20
* Births, Water Queen Young: 17
Produce
* Total: 225
* Births, Ovalasting Eggs, Total: 1869
* Births, TamaniCorp Egg Trainer Eggs, Total: 225
How did you find 14 strange eggs
 

null_blank

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How did you find 14 strange eggs
I didn't find them all at once and I needed something to do while waiting for all these kids to gestate.

I wonder if motherhusks will stack with what I've got now. Probably not but a 800% incubation rate would be pretty neat.
 

mart100

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Nov 28, 2015
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The responses here are not encouraging. I just want to enjoy porn without waiting 3000 in game turns.

"Pregnancies take 280 days IRL, so there is NO WAY this very realistic game should change that!" - Said the cyborg dragon centaur with sneezing breasts and 42 penises.
 
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Emerald

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The responses here are not encouraging. I just want to enjoy porn without waiting 3000 in game turns.
Can't you just save edit it faster anyways? You have access to the editor itself since it's on this very forum.