Alternative Words for Naughty (or not) Bits

[Vio]

Don't think this thread has been made already, so I decided to make it. (If it was already made, sorry. I looked, I swear!)

So, recently, I've been having a difficult time finding words other than "dick" or "cunt" for dicks and cunts, and I don't want to keep using the same words over and over again. And by recently I mean in the last couple days or so. So, I thought I'd make a thread for people to post words they use for genitalia, and non-genitalia parts! It could be tongues, feet, hands and fingers, asses and assholes, thighs, whatever! Any words you use while writing or that you've come across.

Here's what I have so far:

Spoiler: Words

Cum
Semen
Jizz
Sperm
Baby Batter
Gooey Payload
Cock Cream
Seed
Essence
Load

Balls
Orbs
Testicles
Sack
Cum/Sperm/etc. Factories
Nuts
Testes
Junk
Scrotum
Baby Sack


Penis
Cock
Dick
Fuckrod
Fuckstick
Pecker
Member
Spunk Pipe
Prick
Cuntstuffer
Cunt Jammer
Cum Hose
Pussy/Ass Filler
Tool
Python (Anaconda)
Shaft
Meat
Manhood
Rod
Organ

Breasts
Boobs
Tits
Orbs
Melons
Chest
Pillows
Mounds (of Fat)
Jugs
Shirt/Sweater/etc. Stretchers
Hooters
Knockers
Cans
Mammaries
Fun Bags
Bosom
Bust
Milk Factories/Makers

Asshole
Pucker
Rim
Dark Star
Back Door
Tail Pipe
Rear Entrance
Back Passage
Boy/Asspussy
Fuckhole
Anus
Rectum

Clitoris
Clit
Pearl
Pleasure Buzzer
Love Bud
Clitty
Button
Nub

Vagina
Gulf
Cunt
Slit
Gash
Delta
Clunge
Muff
Snatch
Minge
Quim
Cunny
Twat
Box
Folds
Tunnel of Love/Love Tunnel
Moist Heat
Pussy
Womanhood
Fuckhole
Channel
Flower
Mound
Pudenda
Crevice
Honeypot

Tongue
Oral Muscle
Fleshy Organ

Butt
Ass
Behind
Bottom
Rear (End)
Backside
Rump
Derrière
Caboose
Tush
Keister
Booty
Glutes
Bum
Buttocks

 

[Woider]

For cum: Ball Yogurt, Nut Sauce.

Penis: Prick, John Thomas, Cuntstuffer, Cuntjammer, Sperminjector, Cum Hose

Anus: Asspussy, Boypussy (when a dude, of course)

Vag: Kidshitter, Minge

Butt: Booty (shame on you for forgetting this)

 

[Vio]

@Woider Most of those are good, but I was moreso looking for words that wouldn't make people laugh while they're rubbing one out.

 

[XBoxMaster131]

For penis, what about "python"? Though it would only apply to very large ones.

 

[Akhter13]

Semen - essence, protein shake, protein injection, seed, genetic data download, man milk, gist

Penis - shaft, meat, manhood, rod, weapon, fun-stick, love truncheon, the last turkey in the shop

Anus - chocolate star, rear entrance, back passage, tradesman's entrance, forbidden portal, seaman's comfort, shitter, pleasure porthole, hole

Vagina - oi most of your words are for Vulva not Vagina [ are you like the 75% of British woman who can not correctly label a vagina on an anatomical diagram?]
The Vulva (original Latin word for female genitalia) comprises just about everything you are ever going to see without a Speculum and a powerful torch
- folds, flaps, moist heat, tunnel of love, comfort, chasm, void, emptiness, sacred grove, wellspring of existence, source, pussy
in general I would recommend terminology that has a feeling of "come on in the water's lovely" and avoid anything with a sense of frightening otherness like "Axe wound"

Tongue - ?

Butt - shelf, glutes, bum, buns


P.S. Bits aren't naughty, apparently the British prime-minister running through a wheat field is the definition of naughty

 

[Vio]

seed, pussy

Not sure how I forgot these, to be honest.

Vagina - oi most of your words are for Vulva not Vagina [ are you like the 75% of British woman who can not correctly label a vagina on an anatomical diagram?]
The Vulva (original Latin word for female genitalia) comprises just about everything you are ever going to see without a Speculum and a powerful torch

Dude, who's even gonna notice? Who's gonna stop stroking their cock and be like, "Wait a minute, that word is talking about her vulva, not the entire vagina!"

in general I would recommend terminology that has a feeling of "come on in the water's lovely" and avoid anything with a sense of frightening otherness like "Axe wound"

Well, it depends on context. If you're writing some romantic cunnilingus, calmer terms would be better. But if you're writing a guy/herm/whatever absolutely destroying some chick's cunt, some more rough words would be better.

 

[Woider]

P.S. Bits aren't naughty, apparently the British prime-minister running through a wheat field is the definition of naughty

Timely references are the best references.

 

[Vio]

Added balls and tits to the list. Not sure why I didn't remember to put those before.

 

[zelda_fan6284]

Dude, who's even gonna notice? Who's gonna stop stroking their cock and be like, "Wait a minute, that word is talking about her vulva, not the entire vagina!"

I would, I have O.C.D and Autism (Asperger syndrome)


On to main reason I'm posting.

boobs: fun pillows (I used to use my mom's boobs as pillows b.t.w)

butt: bongo drums (could also be used for boobs but mainly butts)

 

[Woider]

@Night Trap

Told you it wasn't just something I made up.

EDIT: On topic so this isn't a noobie tier shitpost

It seems you're missing the obvious "womanhood" for vagina.

You can also be really crass and use "fuckhole," which can also work for ass based on context.

I've jokingly called them "clams" before, but I doubt that isn't one that would just make people laugh.

I only found out about "kidshitter" due to that australian translation of an incest doujin.

 

[Night Trap]

@Night Trap

Told you it wasn't just something I made up.

EDIT: On topic so this isn't a noobie tier shitpost

It seems you're missing the obvious "womanhood" for vagina.

You can also be really crass and use "fuckhole," which can also work for ass based on context.

I've jokingly called them "clams" before, but I doubt that isn't one that would just make people laugh.

I hate you so much. May all your joy turn to ash in your mouth.

On-topic: for vagina you can use channel, flower, mound, or pudenda. The latter two are more for the exterior of the vagina though, the lattermost explicitly so.

 

[balitz Method]

@Woider Most of those are good, but I was moreso looking for words that wouldn't make people laugh while they're rubbing one out.

The line between comedy and eroticism is very thin. Literally all of our words for genitals are goofy.

 

[Kesil]

have O.C.D and Autism

Is that even possible?

Literally all of our words for genitals are goofy.

Then stop using them. Now, I also hate it when English erotica pieces use words the way you'd see them in a medical book. (even I like some of those words).

Spoiler: Terms I like

• Jizz
• Cum
• Seed
• Ichor
• Spunk
• Jism/jist
• Load
  
• Sack
• Pecker
• Rod
  
• Knob
• Prick
• Shaft
• Meat
• Breasts
• Chest
• Bosom
• Bust
• Hooters
• Knockers
• Pucker
• Anus
• Rectum
• Rim
• Butt
• Bum
• Rear
• Behind
• Bottom
• Backside
• Glutes
• Buttocks
  
• Buns
• Rump
• Cunt
• Slit
• Gash
• Clunge
• Muff
• Snatch
• Minge
• Quim
• Folds
• Clit
• Nub
  
• (Fuck)hole
• Mound(s)
• Organ
  
• Tongue

Spoiler: Terms I dislike

• Semen
• Sperm
• Baby Batter
• Gooey Payload
• Ball Yogurt/Nut Sauce/Cock Cream
• Essence
• Protein shake/protein injection,
• Genetic data download
• Man milk
  
• Balls
• Orbs
• Testicles/testes
• Bollocks
  
• Cum/Sperm/etc. Factories
• Nuts
• Junk
• Scrotum
• Baby Sack
• Penis
• Cock
• Dick
• Fuckrod/fuckstick
• Member
• Spunk Pipe/cumhose/Sperminjector
• Cuntstuffer/cuntjammer
• Pussy/Ass Filler
• Weapon,
• Fun-stick
• Love truncheon
• The last turkey in the shop
• Tool
• John Thomas
  
• Python (Anaconda)
• Manhood
• Boobs
• Tits
• Boobs
• Melons
• Pillows
• Jugs
• Shirt/Sweater/etc. Stretchers
• Cans
• Mammaries
• Fun Bags
• Milk Factories/Makers
• Asshole
• Dark Star/Chocolate star
  
• Back Door
• Tail Pipe
• Rear Entrance/Back Passage
• Tradesman's entrance
• Forbidden portal
• Seaman's comfort
• Shitter
• Pleasure porthole
• Boy/Asspussy
• Womanhood
  
• Vagina
• Vulva
  
• Gulf
• Delta
• Cunny
• Twat
• Box
• Tunnel of Love/Love Tunnel
• Channel
• Flower
• Pudenda
  
• Moist Heat
• Pussy
• Kidshitter
• Flaps
• Comfort
• Chasm
• Void/emptiness
• Sacred grove/wellspring of existence/source
• Clitoris
• Pearl
• Pleasure Buzzer
• Love Bud
• Clitty
• Button
• Oral Muscle
• Fleshy Organ
• Ass
• Shelf
  
• Derrière
• Caboose
• Tush
• Keister
• Booty
• Bongo drums

 

[Ethereal Dragon]

I would, I have O.C.D and Autism (Asperger syndrome)


On to main reason I'm posting.

boobs: fun pillows (I used to use my mom's boobs as pillows b.t.w)

butt: bongo drums (could also be used for boobs but mainly butts)

As a fellow Aspe, I also suffer from ADD/ADHD, lol funny how OCD, Asperger's and ADD/ADHD all have the same cross symptoms.

Anyways... interesting thread here, got nothing to add to the alternative words that hasn't already been said here. Very interesting thread, increasing ones vocab is a good thing I guess

 

[Akhter13]

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have O.C.D and Autism
Is that even possible?

There is a statistically significant increase in your likelihood to have one if you have the other.

I also hate it when English erotica pieces use words the way you'd see them in a medical book.

Could you explain or provide an example?


On a related but tangential theme, any good adjectives for heavy with seed/fertile other than say fecund?

 

[Vio]

Spoiler: Terms I dislike

• Semen
• Sperm
• Baby Batter
• Gooey Payload
• Balls
• Cum/Sperm/etc. Factories
• Nuts
• Junk
• Cock
• Dick
• Fuckrod/fuckstick
• Member
• Spunk Pipe/cumhose/Sperminjector
• Cuntstuffer/cuntjammer
• Pussy/Ass Filler
• Manhood
• Boobs
• Tits
• Melons
• Pillows
• Jugs
• Shirt/Sweater/etc. Stretchers
• Mammaries
• Milk Factories/Makers
• Asshole
• Dark Star/Chocolate star
  
• Back Door
• Rear Entrance/Back Passage
• Boy/Asspussy
• Womanhood
  
• Vagina
• Vulva
  
• Gulf
• Delta
• Cunny
• Twat
• Box
• Channel
• Flower
• Pudenda
  
• Moist Heat
• Pussy
• Oral Muscle
• Fleshy Organ
• Ass
• Derrière
• Caboose
• Tush
• Keister
• Booty

But why? Those are such good words


Also, added clit words to the list.

 

[Kesil]

There is a statistically significant increase in your likelihood to have one if you have the other.

What, really?! That's hard. Too hard. I don't know why mental conditions aren't properly researched and/or funded.

Could you explain or provide an example?

Why do you think I added those two spoiler pieces? Anyway, see what I'm about to type...

But why?

Because they sound either too goofy (love tunnel, baby batter...) or too medical (vagina, semen...).

 

[zelda_fan6284]

What, really?! That's hard. Too hard. I don't know why mental conditions aren't properly researched and/or funded.

I do know why, politicians/businessmen/lawyers/Donald Trump take your pick.

I tend to think of my mental condition as a bit of a superpower at times.

Because they sound either too goofy (love tunnel, baby batter...) or too medical (vagina, semen...).

I prefer goofy over medical any-day.


For the topic:

Penis:

Boom-stick (one I really like)

 

[Noob Salad]

EDIT: On topic so this isn't a noobie tier shitpost

):<

Maidenhood and rooty tooty point n shooty.

 

[Akhter13]

Ah! it is that cultural difference thing again...divided by a common language

This may help...Don't think of the terms as "goofy" think of them as "playful"

Whimsy and a sense of one's own ridiculousness, are necessary to get through a real life sexual encounter, in a mutually enjoyable and beneficial manner. Not least because it is not porn and hence a little shit, [hence the invention of gonzo porn* ]. This real life experience then feeds into how one writes about sexual encounters, either by having fun with the notion or accepting it as something consenting sentient beings do with appropriately named body parts.

I get the impression that for much of the US sex, like so many things, is something to "win at"** [bonus points may be accrued by "Destroying" other people's body parts]. Which may or may not go some way to explain why the US is one of the least sexually satisfied developed nations in the world.

Ultimately what's hot and what's not is always going to be personal preference.

* (shit porn for people who know they are shit)

**"We gonna win so much you may even get tired of winning"

 

[balitz Method]

Goofy is def. the right word for it because sex itself is p. darn goofy. We can try to use escalated language but that only makes it sound goofier:

My treasure
Her womanhood, the maidenshrine

"Dude, you know I piss and bleed out of that thing, right? And when I get horny it fills up with snot!"

Trying to take sex too seriously will inevitably reveal its goofiness so all of our sex-words either have that duality or are just outright silliness, like the clear favorites cock and pussy. Try to say either of those with a straight face when the blood's in your thinking head and you'll get the giggles.

I think cunt gets a bad rap, though. I like the aesthetics of the word, it's got strong sounds in defiance of the usual soft ones that people try to associate with 'feminine' words so it's kinda cool and fun to say, like you're biting something off.

 

[zelda_fan6284]

"Dude, you know I piss and bleed out of that thing, right? And when I get horny it fills up with snot!"

That's one of the best parts about it, that stuff turns me on about it.

I know I'm probably weird for that but I enjoy being weird.

Plus, I rather enjoy the taste of blood and yes I'm a biter during sex I tend to draw a little blood but only if sex partner wishes.

 

[Bawdy Ink Slinger]

Here are some. Hope this helps. Thanks for making your list, it will definitely help me.

Load
Testes
Eggs
Organ
Rod
Anus
Rectum
Buttocks
Bollocks