Wait... Why can't I fuck that?

Foxxling

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Ok the npcs who run the transit systems don't have sex scenes... is this on purpose? or is it just that they don't have them?

Asking for afriend
 

TFMaster

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I agree! Currently only half of the UGC Scout Authority Scouts are able to be interacted with and only one of them you can fuck, the other one just teaches you how to use a bow ala a less dickish Kelt from CoC. What about that dark skinned guy on Myrellion why can’t I fuck him?
 
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sumgai

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That UGC scout guy on Myrellion looks pretty cool. And he seems fairly chill.

Also, in the future I want Steele to get a commendation for fixing up so many of their relays.
 

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No Tanis, only Edan, thus sayeth Wsan.
 

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Meanwhile, as Steele finally gets off Mhen'ga (after spending months getting off), they discover that the Rival has found all the probes, claimed the leadership of SteeleTech and began the corporate takeover of the galaxy.
 

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Meanwhile, as Steele finally gets off Mhen'ga (after spending months getting off), they discover that the Rival has found all the probes, claimed the leadership of SteeleTech and began the corporate takeover of the galaxy.

Rival wishes. TiTS is firmly in the take your sweet time line end of gaming. With certain quests being the exception to that.
 

Slab Bulkhead

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I swear, I saw this thread and immediately thought that "Why Can't I Fuck That?" should be the title of Victor Steele's autobiography. He tells the story of how he started asking himself that question in the first place, his adventures in finding the answers, and it ends on a sad note as he does indeed learn why he can't (or at least, shouldn't) fuck that. :D

Sorry for the derail, but the image popped into my head and I had to share it.
 

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I swear, I saw this thread and immediately thought that "Why Can't I Fuck That?" should be the title of Victor Steele's autobiography. He tells the story of how he started asking himself that question in the first place, his adventures in finding the answers, and it ends on a sad note as he does indeed learn why he can't (or at least, shouldn't) fuck that. :D

Sorry for the derail, but the image popped into my head and I had to share it.

I made it unauthorized instead of an autobiography because I am dumb.
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null_blank

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I didn’t know that Steve Jobs was Victor Steele, Lol!
:iiam: I felt the book cover was a right fit for some reason (not trying to make fun of the dude's cancer or anything but it kind of works with Victor, no?)
 

Kesil

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In a way, I now headanon the likeness of Steve Jobs as a possible human-ish Victor Steele.
 
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Kesil

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He had a long and ever-shifting life, so who's to say he didn't at some given point?
 

Slab Bulkhead

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I made it unauthorized instead of an autobiography because I am dumb.
Nice. :D And I think it's funnier unauthorized. It means the whole damn galaxy knows he's that much of a horndog and so the author could actually get a book with that title published.