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[Natetheman223]

No one deserves this kind of power.

 

[Zavos]

Continuity is beautiful

 

[Gizmo1206]

so what your saying is the adult cockvine somehow can travel dimensions XD

 

[sumgai]

I would have never seen that because I never play a non gendered character.

 

[ShySquare]

Tentacles beast are eldritch abominations from the Nth Dimension who feed on sexual energy.
And I didn't know it did the same thing in CoC, but somehow it's dialogue in TiTS should have raised a few flags lol

 

[Sifen]

@Savin COC2 continuation of this?

 

[SoAndSo]

I'm more in awe of your profile pic than of the content of this thread.

Just makes me giggle for some reason.

 

[Raindrops]

@Savin COC2 continuation of this?

It can't, Savin has banned neuter characters in CoC2... you will always have either a cock, a pussy, or both

 

[Natetheman223]

I'm more in awe of your profile pic than of the content of this thread.

Just makes me giggle for some reason.

Thanks. Originally, it was a picture of a sea captain with metal on the face (Captain "Steel"), but it looked wonky.

 

[Sifen]

It can't, Savin has banned neuter characters in CoC2... you will always have either a cock, a pussy, or both

Hey even just a reference to "those two sexless assholes" would work

 

[ShySquare]

It can't, Savin has banned neuter characters in CoC2... you will always have either a cock, a pussy, or both

This makes me so sad ;A;

 

[Natetheman223]

Hey even just a reference to "those two sexless assholes" would work

I feel like you could make a joke there...

Get it? Because all they have are assholes?

 

[Raindrops]

Hey even just a reference to "those two sexless assholes" would work

Maybe if the cum/femcum production is super low, it can reference those?

"Fucks sake... the *one* world I go to where everyone has a cock or pussy, and what do I get? The one guy that only contains just a tiny twiddlywink of cum! Fuck, this is almost as bad as those two sexless assholes..."

 

[Sifen]

Maybe if the cum/femcum production is super low, it can reference those?

"Fucks sake... the *one* world I go to where everyone has a cock or pussy, and what do I get? The one guy that only contains just a tiny twiddlywink of cum! Fuck, this is almost as bad as those two sexless assholes..."

 

[Reptillicus]

Whoever wrote that in is....

 

[Shura]

Sexless people are 2powerful5tenties

Seriously though, that's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in these games. XD

Even if neuter won't be an option in CoC2, a reference would still be hilarious.

 

[null_blank]

Well since it's impossible for the abomination to meet a neuter PC in the CoC2 one can assume it's very well-fed...

Even among abominations this particular tentacled beast stands apart from all the others you've encountered on your travels. It's just so...big. Corpulent tendrils reeking of chlorophyll and cum probe your helpless form looking for their next meal, painting you in trails of slime.

As your body instinctively recoils in disgust to it's touch you can hear what sounds like laughter emanating from the center of the engorged mass.

"hu, hu, hu, hu, hu, HU! ANOTHER WINNER! BOY DID I HIT THE JACKPOT CHOOSING THIS DIMENSION! IT'S LIKE AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET HERE!"

The tendrils enveloping you writhe in a particularly disgusting way as the over-fed Cthulian mass speaks again.

"...AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, YOU'D THINK IT WOULD BE EASY GETTING A MEAL AS A INDESCRIBABLE BLOB OF TENDRILS AMBUSHING UNAWARE ADVENTURERS BUT NO! SOME ASSHOLES JUST GOTTA HAVE NO NAUGHTY BITS. I MEAN, WHO EVEN DOES THAT?"

Held immobile by innumerable vines you have no choice but to listen to this creature carry on, ranting, gloating and chortling.

"...NO TITS, NO COCK! I MEAN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT!?"

It doesn't take long for you to realize that the angry plant isn't really talking to you but rather complaining to you. Only after a significant amount of time has passed does the beast finally cease airing it's grievances.

You briefly wonder if it does this with every adventurer it catches.

No longer interested in speaking, it uses it's tentacles to let you know the time for talk is over as plump vines coil and curl around your body, cloaking you in darkness.

The last thing you hear is soft, smug chuckling before everything goes dark.

You'll probably come to your sense in eight hours or so.

 

[Lone Wolf115]

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No one deserves this kind of power.

I as soon as I finished reading was laughing my ass off.

 

[Savin]

I as soon as I finished reading was laughing my ass off.

Stop necro'ing threads.

 

[Lone Wolf115]

Stop necro'ing threads.

Not sure what that means means but I will try.

Edit: Figured it out understood.

Close this thread. Close all dead threads please did not know this one was dead.