The Stone Rules of Fenoxo Games

[Alabaster Chimes]

This is a list of rules that govern the Fen games. Had these written down awhile ago, and have recently reduxed it so....... Here you go!!!

(This is a joke guys.) ((Have to say this lest ye be hurt))


Fenoxo Rule #1: Horsecock Master Race
Fenoxo Rule #2: Fenoxo and Crew are the deities of the games. Totally serious
Fenoxo Rule #3: After conflict, if the other party likes it, sex does not equal rape.
Fenoxo Rule #4: Sex is always a reward.
Fenoxo Rule #5: Preg content maybe.
Fenoxo Rule #6: Bimbo can solve anything.
Fenoxo Rule #7: Cum comes from the balls. Its true, dont question it.
Fenoxo Rule #8: Girls will usually have dicks, and you will like it.
Fenoxo Rule #9: Dont mention Helspawn. Anywhere.
Fenoxo Rule #10: No seriously. Dont
Fenoxo Rule #11: Loli = No. No, not even if they are vampires.
Fenoxo Rule #12: There will be at least one demon in every game. Otherwise dicks get sad.
Fenoxo Rule #13: Aurora has the super mega ultra GIGA, DO NOT TOUCH ARMOR. Dont Lewd the Bat Kid you fucking freaks...
Fenoxo Rule #14: You sign shit, what happens, happens.
Fenoxo Rule #15: Bad Endings must be well written, thats where people get off on the most.
Fenoxo Rule #16: Murder. Is not the answer. No matter how strong a boner.
Fenoxo Rule #17: Its not gay if its a trap.
Fenoxo Rule #18: The waifu/husbando war will start in XXXX. Prepare....
Fenoxo Rule #19: If a girl is strong and independent, they are rather super submissive or have a dick.
Fenoxo Rule #20: How could we forget transformatives!!!, they will be there, so DRINK ALL THAT SHIT!!!
Fenoxo Rule #21: Savin is writing Jesus
Fenoxo Rule #22: So is Fen. Even if he doesnt have a degree. Like the Jesus up there.
Fenoxo Rule #23: Geddy is the code dragon. And has never been defeated.
Fenoxo Rule #24: Fuck Mods
Fenoxo Rule #25: There will only be female followers. Forget Jojo, no one cares for him.
Fenoxo Rule #26: [REDACTED] (Waiting for change)
Fenoxo Rule #27: Kiro, Urta, Penny, and Emmy, are all the same character. (This is a joke)
Fenoxo Rule #28: Do not anger Ted.
Fenoxo Rule #29: No. Wait for your preg content.
Fenoxo Rule #30:Savin has the highest number of deaths/kills in his writing spread across the FenGames out of all the writers.
Fenoxo Rule #31: DnD is the go to Fen Crew Past time. Cause its good.
Fenoxo Rule #32: Humans are for plebs.
Fenoxo Rule #33: The Puppy Quattuor: Anno, Syri, Kaede, and Erra WONT have preg content.
Fenoxo Rule #34: There will be porn fanart..... Wait.....
Fenoxo Rule #35: There will be shitty fanfiction.
Fenoxo Rule #36: Embry has killed 5 people. Forget about an expansion.
Fenoxo Rule #37: There used to be no girls on the forums. Remeber that.
Fenoxo Rule #38: Fisi is an upgraded Embry
Fenoxo Rule #39: Dont touch JimTs stuff, it never works out.
Fenoxo Rule #40: Bess almost killed Geddy, #NeverForget
Fenoxo Rule #41: We all have all weird fetishes. Dont deny it. I see the way you look at XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Fenoxo Rule #42: Fen is not allowed to have cake.
Fenoxo Rule #43: New Texas
Fenoxo Rule #44: Boobies are awsome. And are big. And Soft, and have milk.
Fenoxo Rule #45: COCK GOES EVERYWHERE!!!!
Fenoxo Rule #46: Shoes dont exist. They dont. Show me them.
Fenoxo Rule #47: Lesbian Content? Where?
Fenoxo Rule #48: Writing takes time. We wish it didnt. KiroQuest when?
Fenoxo Rule #49: Pay the Fen crew. Your dicks want to.
Fenoxo Rule #50: Noob is Noob.
Fenoxo Rule #51: Enjoy what you want, just know what your talking about.
Fenoxo Rule # 52: If you dont like a piece of content, just fucking avoid it.
Fenoxo Rule # 53: Content is 90% "Why not?" and 10% is "Cause fuck you"
Fenoxo Rule #54: Guys can have effeminate looks, hourglass figures, gargantuan breasts, and still somehow be guys, except less gay.
Fenoxo Rule #55: MILFs are in very high demand.


If there is a rule you thought of, say it below. Give it any number and Ill add it to the list.

 

[Noob Salad]

Savin has written more preg content than anyone and Dane is going to be a follower.

 

[Alabaster Chimes]

I know. Tis a joke.

 

[XBoxMaster131]

 

[Kesil]

Mostly true, but...

Fenoxo Rule #19: If a girl is strong and independent, they are rather super submissive or have a dick.

How I hate this.

Fenoxo Rule #25: There will only be female followers. Forget Jojo, no one cares for him.

And this.

Fenoxo Rule #26: Ceraph is the best Demon babe.

Nope.

Fenoxo Rule #32: Humans are for plebs.

Yay for plebs.

Fenoxo Rule #37: There are no girls on the forums.

Ha ha ha. No.

Fenoxo Rule #38: Fisi is an upgraded Embry

Will to meet the character is now - 3408348938958.

Fenoxo Rule #47: Lesbian Content? Where?

Where your Champion/Steele is a female, herm or shemale and she has sex with a female, herm or shemale?

 

[Nephilim_Anunnaki]

Wait. Dane a follower?

 

[Emerald]

Wait. Dane a follower?

Dane's been planned a follower for a while now. When it'll actually come around, I have no idea. But it's happening at SOME point.

 

[Emerald]

Fenoxo Rule #37: There are no girls on the forums.

*Ehem* :/

(Ik it was supposed to be a joke but I seriously hate this ongoing 'rule' as well)

 

[Freed85]

#2: I always figured as much I mean just look at this...*points at the massive black void slowly filling with stars and space stations through a window on Tavros*.

#8:*momentarily raises hand in rebuttal but puts it back down*

#18: THE END IS NIGH, GRAB THE CHILDERN AND LEAVE THE ELDERLY THEY WILL BUY US TIME!

#21 & 22: The fact I'm even playing a text based smut adventure confirms this.

#23: I saw Dragons were mentioned I came as quickly as I could!

#33: And like that the dream is dead... Welp at least the fallback plan still goes on gonna need a "training" montage!

Spoiler

#37: But why?*activates puppy eyes*

#41:... Damn...

#49: 1 day when I'm not broke... spent it all on the cake...

 

[Alabaster Chimes]

*Ehem* :/

(Ik it was supposed to be a joke but I seriously hate this ongoing 'rule' as well)

Mostly true, but...

Ha ha ha. No.

Where your Champion/Steele is a female, herm or shemale and she has sex with a female, herm or shemale?

To be honest, I dont really like those rules either. They were written down in me here Notebook for 3 years. Some of the rules have no standing now, but I put them in anyway for the sake of keeping 50. I know full well there are woman here, I kinda just prodded the joke thats been on here for years.

Im gonna slightly edit 37, to make it a bit more funny and stop more woman from disliking me. Glad some of you like them though.

Also like to remind everyone again, if you have a funny rule that makes joking sense, say your rule and I probably will add it. And that this list IS A JOKE and probably shouldnt be taken seriously.

 

[Kesil]

Jokes are meant to be funny. I found most of the list funny -of the "it's funny because it's true"- type. It's not funny when people poke at you on the interwebs since day one. And, for me, day one was more than a decade ago - and that's counting my Internet life. My pre-Internet life already had its "you can't like x, you're a girl" moments. But hey, it could be worse. It could have been "Tits or GTFO". Thankfully, here's more like "TiTS or else". I'm pretty sure you'll understand I do not want to see any of that bullshit on Fenforums, home to games that cater to many walks of sexuality and, thusly, one of those rare cases in which the gender and/or sex of the person on the other side of the screen do matter to an extent.

Other than that, you're a Black Mage, I'm a mutant Champion and, on the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog. Perhaps that's why ausars are so loved by forumites.

 

[Alabaster Chimes]

Jokes are meant to be funny. I found most of the list funny -of the "it's funny because it's true"- type. It's not funny when people poke at you on the interwebs since day one. And, for me, day one was more than a decade ago - and that's counting my Internet life. My pre-Internet life already had its "you can't like x, you're a girl" moments. But hey, it could be worse. It could have been "Tits or GTFO". Thankfully, here's more like "TiTS or else". I'm pretty sure you'll understand I do not want to see any of that bullshit on Fenforums, home to games that cater to many walks of sexuality and, thusly, one of those rare cases in which the gender and/or sex of the person on the other side of the screen do matter to an extent.

Other than that, you're a Black Mage, I'm a mutant Champion and, on the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog. Perhaps that's why ausars are so loved by forumites.

I never meant to poke in that sense. More or less mock the idea. At least thats what I tried. I slightly edited the rule cause it even made me uncomfortable, I wouldnt want to be mocked for being the Black Mage, or mocked for the fact that I like Kiro. Im pretty close to axing the rule in general, but Ill let the edit stand there and hope it makes it more funny then insulting. Insulting was never my intention, and Im sorry if I upset you in some way.

 

[Kesil]

I assumed you didn't mean any harm, don't worry. It's just I'm kinda tired of that bit in particular. I mean, I feel Ceraph could have been even greater as a character as well as scene wise yet I didn't comment a lot about #26

 

[TheDarkMaster]

Maybe it's time to do another gender poll? Would be interesting to see how the forum demography has shifted in the years since the last one was done.

EDIT: Made it.

 

[Nephilim_Anunnaki]

Dane's been planned a follower for a while now. When it'll actually come around, I have no idea. But it's happening at SOME point.

Ah ok, thanks.

 

[Ormael]

Fenoxo Rule #9: Dont mention Helspawn. Anywhere.
Fenoxo Rule #10: No seriously. Dont
Fenoxo Rule #13:Aurora has the super mega ultra GIGA, DO NOT TOUCH ARMOR (Unless your name is Ted)
Fenoxo Rule #42: Fen is not allowed to have cake.

If there is a rule you thought of, say it below. Give it any number and Ill add it to the list.

That #9 and #10: I can't stop laughing
#13: I hope he know how ends peple touching underage girls
#42 Is it that cake that is a lie?

Ok so I got some ideas for possible new points to be added here:
-CoC if "finished"
-Noone in Fen&Co seen Mt. Tai

 

[Tinman]

Fenoxo Rule #14: You sign shit, what happens, happens.

I wanted to find something that just said shit, but I guess eat shit will have to do.

 

[/d/eviant]

Mostly true, but...

Fenoxo Rule #19: If a girl is strong and independent, they are rather super submissive or have a dick.

How I hate this.

This actually does have some basis in reality though. People in positions of authority often take a submissive role in the bedroom because, well, they spend all day taking responsibility and making decisions, and so to unwind it's nice to let someone else take charge for a change. Which is actually something that I really liked about Kath's character arc. She becomes very submissive after joining the Watch. One could see it as a bitch breaker fetish thing, but I interpret it as a consequence of her suddenly finding herself in a stressful authority role. Doubly so considering her complicated relationship with the people she now has to impose that authority on.

 

[Kesil]

I'm not saying it's not based in reality. I just dislike how games tend to portray this behaviour (it doesn't have to be "bitch breaking") in a demeaning "how the mighty have fallen"/"you're not so strong now, are you?" way.

 

[/d/eviant]

I'm not saying it's not based in reality. I just dislike how games tend to portray this behaviour (it doesn't have to be "bitch breaking") in a demeaning "how the mighty have fallen"/"you're not so strong now, aren't you?" way.

Yeah, I get that and I do agree with you there. I understand where the appeal of it comes from, metaphorically pulling them down off their pillar, but it is a bit overdone I think. Not just in Fenoxo's work, but in general.