From: CVepar @ camarilla.mome
Subject: Too much lube? No! Too much FUN!
Hey there, friendquaintence, I'm Crocell Vepar, head of Research, Development, and Patent Consumption here at Yibb's Workshop, and I've got some exciting new product news!
We've recently discernalyzed a new FEATURE in our product, Yibb-Tstll’s Reflexive Lube*, and wanted to make YOU, the lucky consumersociate aware of the bonus benefits of our product.
Did you know that legalcessive use of Yibb-Tstll’s Reflexive Lube can result in short-term encounters with a transimortal tentacle? Yes, that's right! By using lots of Yibb-Tstll’s Reflexive Lube, you can have a zannocuous fuckounter with a wiggly little copulatory friendquaintence of your own!
This analentacle comes at no** additional cost to you, the consumerlitigant, so feel free to enjoy your temporecreation however you like!***
Yours incorporated,
Crocell Vepar, R&D&C Head of Yibb's Workshop, a subsidiary of the Camarilla; Procurer of the Wabeship Gallu; Member in good standing of the Xi Tauri Hyperpolo League.
PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS NOTIFICATION SERVES AS A PUBLIC STATEMENT ON THE EFFECTS OF YIBB-TSTLL'S REFLEXIVE LUBE AND RELEASES YIBB'S WORKSHOP FROM ANY LEGAL ACTIONS BY USERS OF SAID PRODUCT. BY READING THIS DOCUMENT, YOU ARE CONFIRMING THAT YOU CONSENT TO THESE TERMS.
*Yibb-Tstll's Reflexive Lube is a registered trademark of Yibb's Workshop LLC and the Camarilla. Any unauthorized use of said trademark will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of any and all available galactic and local laws, including but not limited to execution, molecular dispersal, and/or negative plane rustication where available.
**Beyond the cost of additional applications of Yibb-Tstll’s Reflexive Lube. Endless Void where prohibited.
***Note that per pan-galactic treaty as well as preemptive and preeminent pan-dimensional contracts, Yibb's Workshop cannot be held legally responsible for any felonies, infarctions, violations, or crimes against the space time continuum due to the customer's choice of activity with any functions of Yibb-Tstll’s Reflexive Lube.
Subject: Too much lube? No! Too much FUN!
Hey there, friendquaintence, I'm Crocell Vepar, head of Research, Development, and Patent Consumption here at Yibb's Workshop, and I've got some exciting new product news!
We've recently discernalyzed a new FEATURE in our product, Yibb-Tstll’s Reflexive Lube*, and wanted to make YOU, the lucky consumersociate aware of the bonus benefits of our product.
Did you know that legalcessive use of Yibb-Tstll’s Reflexive Lube can result in short-term encounters with a transimortal tentacle? Yes, that's right! By using lots of Yibb-Tstll’s Reflexive Lube, you can have a zannocuous fuckounter with a wiggly little copulatory friendquaintence of your own!
This analentacle comes at no** additional cost to you, the consumerlitigant, so feel free to enjoy your temporecreation however you like!***
Yours incorporated,
Crocell Vepar, R&D&C Head of Yibb's Workshop, a subsidiary of the Camarilla; Procurer of the Wabeship Gallu; Member in good standing of the Xi Tauri Hyperpolo League.
PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS NOTIFICATION SERVES AS A PUBLIC STATEMENT ON THE EFFECTS OF YIBB-TSTLL'S REFLEXIVE LUBE AND RELEASES YIBB'S WORKSHOP FROM ANY LEGAL ACTIONS BY USERS OF SAID PRODUCT. BY READING THIS DOCUMENT, YOU ARE CONFIRMING THAT YOU CONSENT TO THESE TERMS.
*Yibb-Tstll's Reflexive Lube is a registered trademark of Yibb's Workshop LLC and the Camarilla. Any unauthorized use of said trademark will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of any and all available galactic and local laws, including but not limited to execution, molecular dispersal, and/or negative plane rustication where available.
**Beyond the cost of additional applications of Yibb-Tstll’s Reflexive Lube. Endless Void where prohibited.
***Note that per pan-galactic treaty as well as preemptive and preeminent pan-dimensional contracts, Yibb's Workshop cannot be held legally responsible for any felonies, infarctions, violations, or crimes against the space time continuum due to the customer's choice of activity with any functions of Yibb-Tstll’s Reflexive Lube.
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