Hey, I saw this thing on Twitter and want to know what you think:
Smutty Bronze Age Tabletop Game (?)
- Thread starter HeroicSpirit
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Decided to generate a character using what was given. Here they are:
As you can see, this character is a tiny bimbo goblin that is better protected than she has any right to be. An absolute success.
Name: Vylka Lipps
Gender: Female
Race: Gobbo
God: Thot
Traits: I’m really short, even for a gobbo; I was chased from the city of Zirramardak for public indecency
Boons: Incredible Dicksucking Lips, Access to Life Magic and 1d4 extra spell uses
Abilities
Brain Smarts: -2
Brawn: +2
Moxie: +4
Hotness: +3
Gear
Weapon: Stone Dagger (1d4+2)
Armor: Light Copper Armor (1d6+2)
Camping: Simple Tent
Tools: Crowbar
Extra: Small Shield
Trinket: The severed ear of an elf
Gender: Female
Race: Gobbo
God: Thot
Traits: I’m really short, even for a gobbo; I was chased from the city of Zirramardak for public indecency
Boons: Incredible Dicksucking Lips, Access to Life Magic and 1d4 extra spell uses
Abilities
Brain Smarts: -2
Brawn: +2
Moxie: +4
Hotness: +3
Gear
Weapon: Stone Dagger (1d4+2)
Armor: Light Copper Armor (1d6+2)
Camping: Simple Tent
Tools: Crowbar
Extra: Small Shield
Trinket: The severed ear of an elf
As you can see, this character is a tiny bimbo goblin that is better protected than she has any right to be. An absolute success.
Sure I'll put one together
not bad for my first ever character. I might try out an actual game one of these days.
Dragonkin: Kingu
Traits: I can sleep 22 hours straight and still wake up grumpy. My tail is embarassingly long.
Starting gear
Camping: Basic bedroll
Tools: 4 lockpicks
Extras: small shield
Jade: 80
God: Nippurl
Boons: +1 to weapon type and mat. washboard abs and tight butt.
weapon: obsidian staff
armor: full dragonscale
Stats
Brainsmarts: 0
Brawn: 4
Moxie: -1
Hotness: 2
Traits: I can sleep 22 hours straight and still wake up grumpy. My tail is embarassingly long.
Starting gear
Camping: Basic bedroll
Tools: 4 lockpicks
Extras: small shield
Jade: 80
God: Nippurl
Boons: +1 to weapon type and mat. washboard abs and tight butt.
weapon: obsidian staff
armor: full dragonscale
Stats
Brainsmarts: 0
Brawn: 4
Moxie: -1
Hotness: 2
not bad for my first ever character. I might try out an actual game one of these days.
Nice to see others do it here too!
I should also note the creator of this also made a cyberpunk reskin of 5e called Carbon Pink you can find here.
Name: Sugar
Gender: N/A
Race: Elf with centaur features
Traits: Their brother once are their arm, so in retaliation, ATE THEIR OWN BROTHER. It's weird how much cannibalism is involved.
Starting great:
Water skin
A simple tent
50 jade, plus an extra 35, God swimming in money.
Their pet crap dragon
Pair of gold and jade earrings
God: Nippurl
Blessings: Amazingly twinkish, Centaur with a huge dong. Sounds like an NPC I forgot the name of.
Weapon: Dragon scale axe (1d8+5)
Armor: scraps of dragon scale? (3 to D/R)
Abilities
Brain Smarts: -1
Brawn: +3
Moxie: -2
Hotness: -1
Gender: N/A
Race: Elf with centaur features
Traits: Their brother once are their arm, so in retaliation, ATE THEIR OWN BROTHER. It's weird how much cannibalism is involved.
Starting great:
Water skin
A simple tent
50 jade, plus an extra 35, God swimming in money.
Their pet crap dragon
Pair of gold and jade earrings
God: Nippurl
Blessings: Amazingly twinkish, Centaur with a huge dong. Sounds like an NPC I forgot the name of.
Weapon: Dragon scale axe (1d8+5)
Armor: scraps of dragon scale? (3 to D/R)
Abilities
Brain Smarts: -1
Brawn: +3
Moxie: -2
Hotness: -1
So a hard hitting elf centaur cannibal that's a bit of a lightweight. Interesting