AKA uninformed guesses. If you believe you have gazed into the future of the franchise, this is the thread to share your vision. Remember, this is not an ideas thread, this is about what you think will happen, not what you want to happen. Unless you're Savin or someone like that, since you then get to decide the game's future. Whether it's about in-game plots or the development, it now belongs here.
Something I'm pretty sure is gonna happen is that somewhere down the line, dark-skinned elves (and I don't mean any "brown" or "chocolate" nonsense) will start to appear, which will trigger an ever-increasing spiral of drow fetish madness that will consume these forums, and as commissions pile up, the whole game. At that point, the game's sole saving grace (besides the critical mass of sexy dark elves) will be that the rules against bestiality will ensure nobody gets to fuck Drizzt's panther.
Etheryn's sister, Queen Alissa, will magically dominate and enhance Harrick, who will be confronted in a boss fight, after which she kills the defeated bird and Etheryn swears revenge, finally shemanning up enough to confront her sister. Potentially, the roles are reversed and Harrick is the one who has to avenge Etheryn, replacing them as a companion.
Savin and TOB will write a short expansion where after the PC gives birth to a certain number of Garret's children (somewhere between 50 and 100, perhaps), he Falcon Punches the pregnant PC and runs away, never to be seen again.
Someone will write an expansion for Colonel Sanders that has him put on a Belt of Gender Change, turning him into a MILF. However, Savin will refuse to implement any sex scenes for the chaste priestess.
Something I'm pretty sure is gonna happen is that somewhere down the line, dark-skinned elves (and I don't mean any "brown" or "chocolate" nonsense) will start to appear, which will trigger an ever-increasing spiral of drow fetish madness that will consume these forums, and as commissions pile up, the whole game. At that point, the game's sole saving grace (besides the critical mass of sexy dark elves) will be that the rules against bestiality will ensure nobody gets to fuck Drizzt's panther.
Etheryn's sister, Queen Alissa, will magically dominate and enhance Harrick, who will be confronted in a boss fight, after which she kills the defeated bird and Etheryn swears revenge, finally shemanning up enough to confront her sister. Potentially, the roles are reversed and Harrick is the one who has to avenge Etheryn, replacing them as a companion.
Savin and TOB will write a short expansion where after the PC gives birth to a certain number of Garret's children (somewhere between 50 and 100, perhaps), he Falcon Punches the pregnant PC and runs away, never to be seen again.
Someone will write an expansion for Colonel Sanders that has him put on a Belt of Gender Change, turning him into a MILF. However, Savin will refuse to implement any sex scenes for the chaste priestess.
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