My brain accidentally read "skirt" as "shirt", and now I can't get that image of someone walking around with their penis poking out from the top of their shirt, blocking their view, out of my head.
Perhaps a special shop that sells old school clothing that doesn't automatically fit?
I don't know. I do agree though. A shame this amount of body detail doesn't involve clothes. The miniskirt could at least make you be exposed if you even have a cock or something.