[Humor] Rock is OP, pls nerf

Discussion in 'Trials in Tainted Space' started by Natetheman223, Apr 22, 2018.

  1. Natetheman223

    Natetheman223 Well-Known Member

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    It's literally a meme how easy it is to beat Dr. Lash as a tech specialist.
     
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  2. ScarletteKnight

    ScarletteKnight Well-Known Member

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    I'm still just trying to figure out how you electrify a rock.
     
  3. null_blank

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    I headbutted him into submission on my merc :catte:
     
  4. Wsan

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    It cracks me up that if you don't find a weapon you just have a rock. Enemy crab? Throw rock. Angry mercenary in a bar? Throw rock. Caught off guard by a space captain in power armour? Believe in the power of rock.
     
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  5. Natetheman223

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    I like how, in the game's wiki, your fists are actually weapons, but the game forces you to use a rock. Seriously? I can't just beat my opponent into submission with some good ol' brawling?
     
  6. null_blank

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    Also, when did Lash become so susceptible to stun? It's been a while since I needed money so I was honestly surprised that my ranged merc polished him off with nothing but headbutt and rapid fire.
     
  7. noobsaleh

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    Don't nerf rock, buff Lash.
     
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  8. Dark67titan

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    please no lash is powerful enough with out a buff
     
  9. null_blank

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    I could deal 1 million points of damage a turn and it would useless if I was susceptible to being stun-locked for the entirety of the fight.
     
  10. ScarletteKnight

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    I would love to be able to use your fists, or have Mechanical Fist(s) as a weapon like Saendra. Plus, as a melee Tech, lightning punch.

    Trying to lightning punch is actually how I discovered the Rock, and it's ability to conduct electricity.
     
  11. Violent_Peace

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    What's that feeling you get when you scoured the galaxy to find the most powerful weapons to nearly take out lash in a couple hits and fail twice, but then you see another person kick his ass with a fucking rock? I gotta try fighting lash again, I haven't fought him in a long ass time.
     
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  12. Evil

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    Better yet, let's stick claws on the power fists and make them Lightning Claws!

    "I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" Albert Einstein.
    See, even he knew that Rock totally beats laser.
     
  13. Sifen

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    Our Lord and savior
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    Praise the Rock
     
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  15. Dark67titan

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    wrong rock
     
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  16. princezilla

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    How dare! He's /always/ the right rock!
     
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  17. Dark67titan

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    he is when the rock they're taking is a small grey or black thing thats found on the ground and can some how be electrified(maybes its made out of metal?)
     
  18. herpaderphurr

    herpaderphurr Well-Known Member

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    Oh boy, I saved this image six years ago, and the time has come to post it:

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    YOUR RIDE'S OVER, MUTIE
     
  19. Sifen

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    Truly the technological powerhouse that is the enclave, they have rocks of mass destruction.
     
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  20. Violent_Peace

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    Laser gun nah too bright, Plasma gun too typical, Rock yeah they'll never see it coming.

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    Who would win? A crazed doctor with six arms wielding plasma guns? OR one techie with a fucking rock?
     
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  21. Natetheman223

    Natetheman223 Well-Known Member

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    He's got six arms fam, not four.
     
  22. Violent_Peace

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    Shit gotta edit
     
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  23. Sifen

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    Need a hand or four :p
     
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    Was I the only one that got the warhammer 40k lightning claws reference? o-o