How many dogs would it take to kill thanos?

[Crablord]

how many dogs would it take to kill thanos and what breed would they be?

round 1 - thanos with no infinity gems

round 2 - thanos with full gauntlet

round 3 - takes place on rainbow road, thanos with the full gauntlet, the dragon balls, all 3 pieces of the triforce, a WWE championship belt, the chaos emeralds, a willy wonka factory ticket, blue eyes white dragon, the ben 10 watch, minecraft creative mode, 10,000 dog treats, a 90 pound jar of reeses peanut butter, a mario star, a smash ball, sharingan and all of the tailed beasts, bakugan, the power to mega evolve, excalibur, a blue shell, an army of skeletors, the power to turn into a car like a transformer, he gets 1% stronger every time a dog looks at him, he can use VATs and shouts, has wolverines regeneration, bones are made of miniature compact pieces of pure love, he has the power to turn into animals, he also has a pet lion named Chelsea riding a dragon but the dragon spits fire but the fire turns into full sized KFC buildings and then colonel walks out and says "who ordered the potato bowl?" and he also has the power of every rapper to ever exist and is the best rapper of all time. he is also super sayain 1 billion mode

 

[Questforimmobility]

This fight clearly cannot be won via brute strength, thus the Ideal dog breed would be shiba inu. 1 should be enough.

 

[Yet Another Steele]

If the universe had only a dog and Thanos, it would have a 50/50 chance of winning the match.

 

[Chaotic Neutral Taco]

Certainly the best tactic would be to employ a corgi. And if things get very serious, give the corgi a cute outfit. For a code red situation, The Corgi Corgi Summoner.

 

[Crablord]

Certainly the best tactic would be to employ a corgi.

honestly i think this is enough to defeat thanos once and for all

 

[Chaotic Neutral Taco]

honestly i think this is enough to defeat thanos once and for all

I'm glad you agree. Corgis are, after all, the pinnacle of life.

 

[Akhter13]

I answered these 3 questions else where but consider the answers to be still valid.


round 1 - thanos with no infinity gems
1 Kilo-tonne of dogs dropped from orbit [leads entangled mode]. Breed any except scrappy-doo cos no one wants that


round 2 - thanos with full gauntlet
infinity gems = infinity dogs


round 3
One and Only One
The creator DOG

 

[Crablord]

I answered these 3 questions else where but consider the answers to be still valid.


round 1 - thanos with no infinity gems
1 Kilo-tonne of dogs dropped from orbit [leads entangled mode]. Breed any except scrappy-doo cos no one wants that


round 2 - thanos with full gauntlet
infinity gems = infinity dogs


round 3
One and Only One
The creator DOG

hello friend

 

[Zavos]

Round 1: Enough dogs to drown Thanos under the sheer volume. Be sure to account for any ability to try and remove dogs with paranormal stength, and capability to go for extended periods without axyphating.
Round 2: answer to round 1, squared
Round 3: answer to round 2, squared

 

[MrJellyfish]

In all rounds only two dogs. 1 to keep him distracted while he's petting them and one to go in for the kill.