Dark Souls Boss Sexiness Rating

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A thread for rating the sexiness of Dark Souls bosses.

The Asylum Demon:

+Thicc
+Horny
+Has big club
-Ugly
-First Boss
-Guards jail so probably a cop

Taurus Demon:

+Big Axe
+Also horny
+Big Mino so big mino cock
-Angry
-Also ugly

Capra Demon:

+Cool skull face
+Has two swords
+Horny
-Asshole
-Doesn’t fight fair
-Not Thicc

Gargoyles:

+Double the fun
+Fire breath
+Cool Armor
-Flat Ass
-Stony texture