A thread for rating the sexiness of Dark Souls bosses.
The Asylum Demon:
+Thicc
+Horny
+Has big club
-Ugly
-First Boss
-Guards jail so probably a cop
Taurus Demon:
+Big Axe
+Also horny
+Big Mino so big mino cock
-Angry
-Also ugly
Capra Demon:
+Cool skull face
+Has two swords
+Horny
-Asshole
-Doesn’t fight fair
-Not Thicc
Gargoyles:
+Double the fun
+Fire breath
+Cool Armor
-Flat Ass
-Stony texture
The Asylum Demon:
+Thicc
+Horny
+Has big club
-Ugly
-First Boss
-Guards jail so probably a cop
Taurus Demon:
+Big Axe
+Also horny
+Big Mino so big mino cock
-Angry
-Also ugly
Capra Demon:
+Cool skull face
+Has two swords
+Horny
-Asshole
-Doesn’t fight fair
-Not Thicc
Gargoyles:
+Double the fun
+Fire breath
+Cool Armor
-Flat Ass
-Stony texture