A thread for rating the sexiness of Dark Souls bosses.
The Asylum Demon:
+Thicc
+Horny
+Has big club
-Ugly
-First Boss
-Guards jail so probably a cop
Taurus Demon:
+Big Axe
+Also horny
+Big Mino so big mino cock
-Angry
-Also ugly
Capra Demon:
+Cool skull face
+Has two swords
+Horny
-Asshole
-Doesn’t fight fair
-Not Thicc
Gargoyles:
+Double the fun
+Fire breath
+Cool Armor
-Flat Ass
-Stony texture
The Asylum Demon:
![Asylum_Demon.png](/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fdarksouls%2Fimages%2F7%2F7e%2FAsylum_Demon.png&hash=8eb924c56e02893b13b2535e90d4bb58)
+Thicc
+Horny
+Has big club
-Ugly
-First Boss
-Guards jail so probably a cop
Taurus Demon:
![Taurus_Demon.png](/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fdarksouls%2Fimages%2Fe%2Fef%2FTaurus_Demon.png&hash=d9032a2a68dae35e4736f6c546e6396f)
+Big Axe
+Also horny
+Big Mino so big mino cock
-Angry
-Also ugly
Capra Demon:
![medium.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fsoulslore.wdfiles.com%2Flocal--resized-images%2Fdata%3Acapra-demon%2Fcapra.jpg%2Fmedium.jpg&hash=c4e380151f2f62092550568a69bb32b3)
+Cool skull face
+Has two swords
+Horny
-Asshole
-Doesn’t fight fair
-Not Thicc
Gargoyles:
![Boss_0035_Bell%20Gargoyle.jpg](/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fdarksouls.wiki.fextralife.com%2Ffile%2FDark-Souls%2FBoss_0035_Bell%2520Gargoyle.jpg&hash=398d3165635d8a947f9bee5e39f0ca11)
+Double the fun
+Fire breath
+Cool Armor
-Flat Ass
-Stony texture