Any man sexier than Dionysius?

[HeroicSpirit]

Recently, I’ve been playing Hades and I saw this gorgeous fellow:

And I have to ask: is any man in this game nearly as sexy as him? Because, god damn he looks like a snack with those thicc thighs and muscular bod. He’s also a pretty chill dude and wants to party, which is cool.

What do you think?

 

[WolframL]

Brint. Big buff dude with muscles for days, looks really good after an oil rub and makes the best bro if you're not interested in sexing him or an amazing lover if you are. Also, something something tasty mino dick that you just can't quit.

 

[Salomon]

Brint. Big buff dude with muscles for days, looks really good after an oil rub and makes the best bro if you're not interested in sexing him or an amazing lover if you are. Also, something something tasty mino dick that you just can't quit.

It still comes in two distinct flavors!
Strong espresso accompanied with a large salty sausage OR Latte with extra sweet milk and cream cakes!

 

[HeroicSpirit]

Brint. Big buff dude with muscles for days, looks really good after an oil rub and makes the best bro if you're not interested in sexing him or an amazing lover if you are. Also, something something tasty mino dick that you just can't quit.

Sorry for taking so long, but Hades also has this character, if you are into bulls:

Spoiler: Beefy Boi

While he is a boss character in the game, Asterius is very honorable and loyal, even when it is with someone who is pretty insufferable (looking at you, Theseus.) He is, however, not mean about his rivalry with you and is a pretty chill guy overall.

 

[Emerald]

It still comes in two distinct flavors!
Strong espresso accompanied with a large salty sausage OR Latte with extra sweet milk and cream cakes!

Brienne ain't relevant here as it's asking if there's any MAN in the game as sexy as the guy in the OP. :UUU

 

[Animalistic]

Recently, I’ve been playing Hades and I saw this gorgeous fellow:

And I have to ask: is any man in this game nearly as sexy as him? Because, god damn he looks like a snack with those thicc thighs and muscular bod. He’s also a pretty chill dude and wants to party, which is cool.

What do you think?

Yeah, but a lot of them are not fuckable or a mostly givers. Mostly old foxes. Now I think Bubbles is planning to add at least one old men that we can actually bone into the game, Leoric. but that is ways off and it is related to Mercenery group.
As for my personal taste- Brint, Quin, Nakano (to bad we can only fuck him in bad end) and for some reason I really like Cultist Psion. From his small portrait to his demenour, he is just lights something inside of me. It also makes me crave for cute,cocky demonic BF that we can fuck into the sheets.

It still comes in two distinct flavors!
Strong espresso accompanied with a large salty sausage OR Latte with extra sweet milk and cream cakes!

Brint and Brienne are totally different characters that calling Brienne genderbend version of Brint seems like a huge stretch. They have so little in common it kind diminishes the concept of genderbend amazonian concubine. So I do not see how anything related to Brienne is plusfor brint. Still love them both but at least try to stick to the theme of the thread.

 

[Paradox01]

...the theme of the thread.

Which is what, exactly? Pick a character from CoC2 to compare against a character from some other, random game that has nothing to do with CoC2?

 

[Animalistic]

Which is what, exactly? Pick a character from CoC2 to compare against a character from some other, random game that has nothing to do with CoC2?

Yes? That is what the good lad/las asked for. Post CoC2 boy that you feel is hotter, or just your favorite boy in general.

 

[coldmonkey]

I'm not sure about "sexier," but in terms of similarity I'd definitely say Vaush: laid-back muscular man with flowing hair and a thing for alcohol and merriment. Another candidate is Elaril of the Wyld Elf Band. There's also Prince Philander the salamander from the "Convocation of Mirrors" quest, although he doesn't have much content outside of it. All three of these are pretty minor characters, mind you.

 

[GraphiteCrow]

mmm If I actually played male characters in CoC2 I would use either Dionysius or Ares as a player portrait, both do look delicious.

 

[Salomon]

I just realized that the reason Dionysus had these monumental thighs (that if they were in a delicate trap or a voluptuous MILF, would definitely be the place where I could die without regrets!) Is because in mythology, Zeus rescued the fetus not born of him from his mother's corpse and implanted in his own thigh until he was born!

 

[GraphiteCrow]

I just realized that the reason Dionysus had these monumental thighs (that if they were in a delicate trap or a voluptuous MILF, would definitely be the place where I could die without regrets!) Is because in mythology, Zeus rescued the fetus not born of him from his mother's corpse and implanted in his own thigh until he was born!

Mythology is wierd