Nonesuch's Catalogue of Smut

Kesil

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I know it's one of those (fantasy) porn stereotypes, but quantity =! quality. There's also how the idea of breeding might or might not end up with a successful pregnacy, but that's my biased self grasping at those proverbial straws. That said, I don't think the game has a "Cum Quality" variable.
 

Reaper113

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They should be giving steele some kind of special treatment like maybe high class rahn women to impregnat/wants all that seed which means more money or how about meeting tamani and becoming her personal stud since a card does pop out of the machine also what will happen to best girl Quaelle the hug goddess
 

Noob Salad

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@Kesil: It actually does, lol. cumQualityRaw aka Virility affects knock up chance for all characters.

Ever consider using it, Nonesuch?
 

Nonesuch

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You'll get banned if you're on or near the very limit of amount of yoghurt the game can enable you to chuck. I want to give a slightly better reward than the NT cockmilker does, at the same time I don't want to empower the same chucklefucks who used to exploit that to make 50 bajillion credits straight off the bat. Realistically nobody wants 100,000 litres of cum from one person, even if it's the most specialist snowflake in the galaxy.

It's nice someone's still paying attention whilst I'm deep in the wilderness with this, anyhow. :)
 
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djunk101

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Y'know, with the ship stuff FINALLY starting to happen, I'm feeling sort of excited for Hand So. I know you're probably gonna have to adjust it for however the new mechanics work and that'll take a bit, but I can't help feeling pumped. Side note, I hope you add a line (possibly just for silly mode) where Hand So says something like "I feel like I've been in that data bead for 3 years." (or however long her quest has been in the game). Would be a fun joke :p
 

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Side note, I hope you add a line (possibly just for silly mode) where Hand So says something like "I feel like I've been in that data bead for 3 years." (or however long her quest has been in the game). Would be a fun joke :p

You know what you just made me remember? That it's almost been 2 years since the old FenSite died and was replaced by this one (it'll be 2 years come august), and you know what the very first update after that shift was? Emmy being added to the game. Holy shit its been 2 years since one of the last major additions to Myrellion, which was followed shortly after by Kara Quest 2: Electric Boogaloo. Man it's been almost 5 years I think since TiTs was first created, and we /still/ are waiting for ships to be added to the game.

I kinda want a recording of Vic to pop-up once we finally finish the game that says "Must have felt like an eternity getting to the finish line huh kiddo?"

That and maybe the wiki should give some dates as to when CoC and TiTs were first created, my memory of those times is getting awfully fuzzy with age.
 

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I for one am glad to see an anti-exploit measure to prevent PCs that cum oceans from abusing this for cheap wealth.
 

Milkman

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You'll get banned if you're on or near the very limit of amount of yoghurt the game can enable you to chuck. I want to give a slightly better reward than the NT cockmilker does, at the same time I don't want to empower the same chucklefucks who used to exploit that to make 50 bajillion credits straight off the bat. Realistically nobody wants 100,000 litres of cum from one person, even if it's the most specialist snowflake in the galaxy.

It's nice someone's still paying attention whilst I'm deep in the wilderness with this, anyhow. :)


Is the cut-off point above or below the minimum to beat Hailey at the taur milker? Cause generally my goal in game is to get my Steels production high enough to beat her without resorting to nuki nuts.
 

Kesil

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cumQualityRaw aka Virility affects knock up chance for all characters.
And this is why I should use Minerva instead of TiTSEd sometimes. Or just study the wiki's Save Editing article like I'm revising my exams.
 

Milkman

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How much do you need to win at the tuar milker anyways?

I chalk it up to my fetishes for size and cum play. I get off on being bigger/ more productive than the competition. I suppose it pleases primitive lizard portions of my brain. I don't care much about specific numbers just about relative comparisons when it comes to smut. Logically speaking bigger isn't always better/ it certainly isn't IRL. But in the context of fictional fap material I'm more concerned with the pursuit of fetishized ideals than realism.
 

Lancer

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I chalk it up to my fetishes for size and cum play. I get off on being bigger/ more productive than the competition. I suppose it pleases primitive lizard portions of my brain. I don't care much about specific numbers just about relative comparisons when it comes to smut. Logically speaking bigger isn't always better/ it certainly isn't IRL. But in the context of fictional fap material I'm more concerned with the pursuit of fetishized ideals than realism.
I think he meant the actual amount of cum required to win.
 

Milkman

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Pff
I think he meant the actual amount of cum required to win.

Pfffffffft now that you mention it... Yeah it seems like that was the intended reading. Heh when I first read it I parsed it as how necessary is it to win...

As for the exact numbers I don't remember exactly. The wiki doesn't state it so I once dug into the code on github to take a peak. If I recall correctly it's either 40,000 ml or 400,000 ml.
 

Nonesuch

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As for the exact numbers I don't remember exactly. The wiki doesn't state it so I once dug into the code on github to take a peak. If I recall correctly it's either 40,000 ml or 400,000 ml.

Even if it's 400k that's still way beneath the limit. According to the wiki it goes up to 320 million at least - although I'll be setting the Breedwell CM max below that figure, given it's fucking ridiculous. I'll liaise with Jacques/Fen about it before publishing.

May I ask if you plan on an Gabilani gubbins Una preg xpac?

It's weird how often I'm asked about this, given Una is about the least motherly character it's possible to imagine. I guess just because goblins = must knock up? Anyway not really, no. I'm open to being commissioned to do it.
 

djunk101

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It's weird how often I'm asked about this, given Una is about the least motherly character it's possible to imagine. I guess just because goblins = must knock up? Anyway not really, no. I'm open to being commissioned to do it.

I don't know why, but having non-motherly character pregnant seems funny to me (well, when fictional). I think it's that the dissonance of the situation can make for some fun comedy.
 

Nonesuch

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Y'know, with the ship stuff FINALLY starting to happen, I'm feeling sort of excited for Hand So. I know you're probably gonna have to adjust it for however the new mechanics work and that'll take a bit, but I can't help feeling pumped. Side note, I hope you add a line (possibly just for silly mode) where Hand So says something like "I feel like I've been in that data bead for 3 years." (or however long her quest has been in the game). Would be a fun joke :p

Sorry, didn't respond to this. Without wishing to dampen anyone's ardour, when I spoke to Fen and Gedan about this on the weekend they told me they still don't have a fixed date for ship release - which to me says not this month nor next. So yeah. It's great to see her still being talked about a lot on the blog by casual readers though, after all this time. :)
 

djunk101

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Sorry, didn't respond to this. Without wishing to dampen anyone's ardour, when I spoke to Fen and Gedan about this on the weekend they told me they still don't have a fixed date for ship release - which to me says not this month nor next. So yeah. It's great to see her still being talked about a lot on the blog by casual readers though, after all this time. :)

She's an interesting and fun character who I like and the peaceful resolution scene is probably one of my faves in the game. I'm interested to see Steele interact with her more and I sort of want to see the other crew members reaction to her. "Hey guys, I found this rogue AI in a factory that was planning to take over the universe with sex bots, but I talked her out of it and now she's gonna be our ship's AI" XD

Also, let's be realistic, even if they gave you a date, SOMETHING is bound to get in the way of it regardless :p
 

Reaper113

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So does that mean males/herms with crazy cum output would be cut off from any content that comes from breedwell incubation center that doesn't relate to female pregnant stuff like Quaelle content due to getting banned for clogging up the machine. How about instead they make steele pay for the damages and maybe a little extra credit to build a custom made milker for steele and other's like them or just have them put on a cock ring that limits their output to a specific amount that is acceptable for breedwell incubation center.
 

Milkman

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Hmm if you don't pick up Celise at the beginning of the game are there currently any effects that can reduce cum production? (Other than ball shrinkage/ removal.)
 
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So does that mean males/herms with crazy cum output would be cut off from any content that comes from breedwell incubation center that doesn't relate to female pregnant stuff like Quaelle content due to getting banned for clogging up the machine. How about instead they make steele pay for the damages and maybe a little extra credit to build a custom made milker for steele and other's like them or just have them put on a cock ring that limits their output to a specific amount that is acceptable for breedwell incubation center.

Or both, something like "We're sorry but if you can't afford to pay for the damages you have caused and that you may cause again, we're obliged to ban you from using the machines"
 

Azureink

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Hey, I just had a thought. If you turn Erra into a breeding puppy, do you get to salvage her ship and AI?
 

Azureink

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Oh, and will we be able to grab one of the sex bots out on Tarkus and install Hand So into it? Or perhaps give her a more advanced, malleable body? Maybe do some engineering to combine the Tarkus sex bot with the Tarkus gray goo.
 

Lancer

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Hey, I just had a thought. If you turn Erra into a breeding puppy, do you get to salvage her ship and AI?
Erra's ship will not be salvageable but I think that Dee (the AI) won't meet their end in the crash. Or at least I don't think Hugs has said otherwise, and I can't imagine losing such a funny character that way. By the way, the events that lead to Erra losing her ship occur before you ever get the chance of getting her pregnant. It's what happens after those events that allows you to influence her.

Oh, and will we be able to grab one of the sex bots out on Tarkus and install Hand So into it? Or perhaps give her a more advanced, malleable body? Maybe do some engineering to combine the Tarkus sex bot with the Tarkus gray goo.
There are no plans to make Hand So installable in a sex bot, but her author will be working on an xpac that will let you install her as your ship's AI once ship mechanics receive their update.

Also please just edit your first post if you have something more to say immediately after posting the first one. Posing twice in a row is frowned upon. (Also this is the wrong thread for Erra, but whatever, I just noticed that myself).
 

Ormael

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There is in gdoc for sub Hand So getting her sexbot body. Even one that wnader Tarkus if PC not want buy one form intergalactic supermarket. Not all the time So would be in this body usualy sitting in computer core on PC ship with sexbot sitting lifeless next to the core.
 

Nonesuch

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A couple of bits and pieces aside, Breedwell is more or less done now, if anyone fancies a bit of editing/arguing about not being able to literally flood the place with semen some more.

There's plenty more both I and the commissioner want to do with it - specifically to do with Quaelle, and the 'premium breeder' thing - but the initial word count is most definitely met, and as a base for future content I'm happy about where it is.

Oh, and will we be able to grab one of the sex bots out on Tarkus and install Hand So into it? Or perhaps give her a more advanced, malleable body? Maybe do some engineering to combine the Tarkus sex bot with the Tarkus gray goo.

HS gets a sexbot body as standard, yes. She's mostly interested in doing more imaginative things than doinking you with a sexbot, though.