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What happens if you have balls and no dick?
08-08-2013, 10:31 PM
Post: #31
RE: What happens if you have balls and no dick?
Don't be graphic, it leaves us with a terrible mental image >.<

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08-08-2013, 10:36 PM
Post: #32
RE: What happens if you have balls and no dick?
but then i'd have to deal with the murderous Tiger-Centaur Girls trying to eat me when those spears mature in a couple seconds

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08-09-2013, 04:22 AM
Post: #33
RE: What happens if you have balls and no dick?
Well the Skene gland in females is basically the same thing as the prostate in males, so the balls would probably just connect up to that and the urethra like normal and make do.
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08-09-2013, 04:43 PM
Post: #34
RE: What happens if you have balls and no dick?
that scene just makes me want to make the very bad joke "I have no dick but i must cum"

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08-12-2013, 02:22 AM (This post was last modified: 08-12-2013 02:28 AM by RMB.)
Post: #35
RE: What happens if you have balls and no dick?
(08-08-2013 12:26 PM)Penis#Adventure#Land Wrote:  Good point. :V

But I don't think being unrealistic hinders CoC. I mean, how do genderless characters piss? Genderless characters will just have to shit their piss. Or maybe vomit it or something. Maybe they have to stab themselves in the crotch to relieve themselves.

I read a story by majorkerina on deviantart where the MC got his man card taken away and turned genderless. Basically there was a small cleft (aka a urethra) between his legs for peeing and an anus for pooping but no vagina or penis.

Quote:I found nothing. Or just about. I rushed to the bathroom and sealed the door. With my sleep pants and underwear off, I grabbed a small vanity mirror I kept by the hamper and examined myself. Like so much else, my groin had been flattened. Not in a girlish way. In a doll-like way.

And, yet, I still hadn't reached the point of panic. That definitely supported the "dream" notion. No one ever freaks out in dreams. And there are plenty of mutilation nightmares.

Swallowing, I looked down at the mirror. Flat, featureless, hairless groin diving between my legs. Except for one thing. Low, nearly at the bottom, I found a pale-pink cleft opening for urine. I screamed.

Funnily enough, the wikipedia article on "Urethra" mentions that it carries semen as well as urine in males. I guess a genderless character with hyperactive balls would end up with semen drizzling down his leg.
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08-12-2013, 02:25 AM
Post: #36
RE: What happens if you have balls and no dick?
(08-12-2013 02:22 AM)RMB Wrote:  I read a story by majorkerina on deviantart where the MC got his man card taken away and turned genderless. Basically there was a small cleft (aka a urethra) between his legs for peeing and an anus for pooping but no vagina or penis.

Quote:I found nothing. Or just about. I rushed to the bathroom and sealed the door. With my sleep pants and underwear off, I grabbed a small vanity mirror I kept by the hamper and examined myself. Like so much else, my groin had been flattened. Not in a girlish way. In a doll-like way.

And, yet, I still hadn't reached the point of panic. That definitely supported the "dream" notion. No one ever freaks out in dreams. And there are plenty of mutilation nightmares.

Swallowing, I looked down at the mirror. Flat, featureless, hairless groin diving between my legs. Except for one thing. Low, nearly at the bottom, I found a pale-pink cleft opening for urine. I screamed.

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08-12-2013, 03:47 AM
Post: #37
RE: What happens if you have balls and no dick?
Amen to that, but it's also got some pretty cool stuff for its many, many visitors.
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08-14-2013, 02:17 PM (This post was last modified: 08-14-2013 02:17 PM by mrttao.)
Post: #38
RE: What happens if you have balls and no dick?
fun fact, semen is 97% prostate juice (produced in prostate) and 3% sperm cells (produced in balls). Balls don't directly connect to the penis, instead they connect to the prostate which connects to the penis, and ejaculating is done by contractions of the prostate NOT of the balls. Also females have a prostate too which is involved in female ejaculation.
If I had to guess I would say that a female with balls would have live semen in her ejaculate and could impregnate another woman via scissoring. A person with neither penis nor vagina who had balls is just weird.
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08-14-2013, 03:35 PM
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RE: What happens if you have balls and no dick?
(08-14-2013 02:17 PM)mrttao Wrote:  fun fact, semen is 97% prostate juice (produced in prostate) and 3% sperm cells (produced in balls). Balls don't directly connect to the penis, instead they connect to the prostate which connects to the penis, and ejaculating is done by contractions of the prostate NOT of the balls. Also females have a prostate too which is involved in female ejaculation.
If I had to guess I would say that a female with balls would have live semen in her ejaculate and could impregnate another woman via scissoring. A person with neither penis nor vagina who had balls is just weird.

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08-15-2013, 09:30 PM
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